Doctors recommend that you cover your mouth when you cough you disgusting piece of shit Hamilton, ON – After a decades long study, doctors at McMaster University’s Michael G. DeGroote School of Medicine have found that to prevent the spread of bacteria and viruses you should cover your mouth when you cough you disgusting piece …
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Calling 911 Will Not Get You Toilet Paper Any Faster Than The Rest Of Us Are Getting It
Of course people are calling 911 asking for toilet paper. Why wouldn’t they be? Christ, we’re so dumb sometimes. Please heed the words of the poor folks down at the Newport, Oregon police department, you fools. https://www.facebook.com/NewportPolice/posts/10151320062944944 It’s hard to believe that we even have to post this. Do not call 9-1-1 just because you …
In Case You’re Feeling Those Danged Old Lockdown Blues
Brad sent this. It’s catchy and it made Carin chuckle on a stressful day, so we’ll call it a win. Shockingly it’s only the second song I’ve heard about this thing, the other being the My Corona parody that Carin posted. Surely that won’t last.
Updated: Zehrs And Shoppers Drug Mart Will Have Dedicated Shopping Times For People AT Higher Risk Of Catching Coronavirus
Update 4: Add FreshCo and Food Basics to the list. Both stores say the special shopping hour will be available at many of their locations. FreshCo seems to have already started based on the one closest to where we live, and Food Basics will be starting on the morning of March 23rd. As always, call …
Try To Donate Blood If You Can
Posting this because even though it feels like it’s all Coronavirus all the time, there are still people going through other, non-COVID-19 medical things who could really use your help if you’re able. I’ll be honest, I hadn’t thought about our blood supply and whether or not they still wanted us out there donating in …
Let’s All Laugh At The Coronavirus
Norm Macdonald did some Coronavirus material at one of his live shows back when we used to have those. Let’s watch it and maybe have a chuckle or three. Part 1: and part 2:
One Positive Of This Stupid Coronavirus
It might end up leading to the demise of Doug Ford’s brilliant plan to take everyone’s sick days away from them and his equally brilliant idea of forcing them into clinics and doctor’s offices to get excuse notes and infect even more people in the process. The Ontario government announced Sunday that it was drafting …
Rogers And Others Are Trying To Make This Coronavirus Stuff A Little Easier ON Us
Rogers offering free TV channels, global roaming and more in response to COVID-19 Toronto-based national carrier Rogers has implemented a number of measures and free services to help its customers during the COVID-19 outbreak. Rogers and its brands are waiving long distance voice calling fees across Canada from now until April 30th. This applies to …
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Corona Coraziness!
Wow, what a week. It has gone from “gee this virus is moving fast, maybe we should watch stuff” to “CANCEL EVERYTHING NOW!” The transition, although necessary, is a bit jarring. I am really really really happy I didn’t go to Anaheim. If I had, I’d be being asked to self-isolate now. All the shifting …
Stop Buying All The Damn Toilet Paper, You Animals
What is this, diarrhea Black Friday? From fist fights to stealing off carts, toilet paper frenzy hits Guelph Lineups form long before Guelph Costco opened and 1,000 packs of toilet paper were gone in 15 minutes “Good morning and don’t kill us.” And with those words, manager Armando Gumbs opened the doors of the Guelph Costco …
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