Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I’m not sure where to start here, so we’ll just pick it up from the part where police in Florida were called to an area near a Speedway convenience store to deal with a naked fellow who was standing on the side of the road and yelling at a woman for some reason. That winds …
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What’s up? I’ll give you a hint. It rhymes with doc. A Warren County, N.J., man is accused of exposing himself to trick-or-treaters while wearing a pink bunny costume Monday outside Phillipsburg, authorities said. Phillipsburg police were dispatched to a home on East Boulevard in Alpha, based on a report of lewdness called in to …
It’s totally a stereotype and I know we’re all supposed to be better than that now, but be honest with yourself. When you hear a name like Giovanni Impellizzeri, you probably have at least one of two thoughts: That’s a mobster. I bet he could make some pretty good food. I can’t speak to that …
Update: Kelly has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor indecent exposure. Original: I thought I had posted this a couple months ago, but it turns out that it wound up on my endless I’ll get around to it pile and then never got gotten around to. So thanks muchly to a good friend I won’t name just …
I think it’s kind of weird that people feel the need to fill their homes with surveillance cameras that are constantly monitoring everything they do and potentially sharing it with the whole world because the security on those things can be pretty damn bad, but maybe it’s all worth it if you can catch one …
“What kind of creep has cameras in his bedroom,” this guy probably asked? Guelph police said a man went to a house to repair a plumbing issue in the Exhibition Park area on April 7. Once inside the home, they said the maintenance worker looked in the fridge before going into the homeowner’s bedroom. Then, …
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Peeping through windows at teenagers and a toddler whilst unloading the ‘ol pump-action shotgun is a pretty bad thing to get arrested for, but I’m more interested in what Greg Verellen was picked up for a few months before that. According to Stratford police media relations officer Const. Darren Fischer, the two previous charges stem …
I’m barely coordinated enough to do one of these things. A Connecticut man wanted for exposing himself and masturbating while skateboarding to trail walkers has been nabbed by police. Over the course of several days in mid-July, the Southington Police Department received complaints from community members in the area of the Rails to Trails of a …
I shall do my best to remove the images evoked by the words “75-year-old nudist” from my mind and focus on what’s truly important here, but please excuse any shuddering induced typos in the following text. I have never been to a nude beach and have no plans to partake in such activities in the …
I’m not sure whether I haven’t been paying the sort of attention that I should be paying or if Adam Smith is opening up new frontiers in the obscene phone call space, but this is new to me. A Florida Man admitted that he was naked and masturbating when he dialed “numerous random phone numbers” …