For future reference, none of the following are good explanations when the police catch youstaring through a woman’s apartment window while masturbating with your hands in your pants through the front zipper. I’m spying on my ex-girlfriend. She’s a co-worker of mine and man, I’d really like to score myself a date with her. or …
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She Doesn’t Want A Whopper.
Gross! Can you imagine working the Burger King Drive-through late at night, and then a dude pulls up to the window wearing no pants. You ask him how you can help, and while holding his genetals, he asks if you’d hold his whopper. Eeewww. Now the police caught up with Richard C. Troupe and he …
Tabasco Sauce, Eh?
We have a new excuse given for playing with oneself, this one given by Rafael Escamilla. He was on a plane beside a seventeen-year-old girl. Suddenly she looked up and he had one hand on his laptop and the other hand on his, er, mouse. When she told her dad and they got the police …
He Just Wanted to Show Them His Walking Stick
I have to ask the question. Is Paul Laurence Wadley that guy from Matt’s post from so many years ago? The story goes that Wadley used to be the police chief. Then he retired. Now, he’s been accused of flashing women on hiking trails, leaving photos of his parts on hiking trails, and sticking photos …
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Nobody Found Serenity In That Roomm That Day
Eeewww. Imagine your kid is in the hospital receiving treatment for something or other. You go to the hospital’s “serenity room,” a place to sort of take a break from being with your kid or something. As you try to take a nap, you notice that someone else is there, and his libido is very …
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Caught With His Pants Down
If police have come to talk to you about an indecent exposure charge, it’s probably not a good idea to answer the door with your pants around your ankles. It won’t help when it’s time to go to court. I’m sure Michael Polley will discover this. What a weirdo, dropping his jeans and wiggling his …
Stop That, It’s Disgustin!
Floridian Tony Gustin, 41, found himself in the Bradenton courthouse yesterday thanks to what was described as a “minor traffic incident.” But afterthe day he had,something tells me he’ll be back there sooner than he’d like and this time things won’t be quite so minor. Things started out innocently enough. While in an elevator, Gustin …
Express Male Service
Note to the unnamed mail carrier who wanted to cheer up a stressed office worker and make her laugh. delivering the mail in the nude is not a good option. Also, accusing the employee of daring you to do it probably won’t help you much. I had to chuckle at what lengths the article went …
Freeman Is Not A Free Man
Yup, if this guy’s crappy eyes caused him to molest a kid, then I can believe that Howard Freeman’s poor executive function caused him to not think that flashing kids and motioning for them to get in the car was a bad idea. Too bad I can’t believe either of them. If this guy was …
Just In Time For Dinner, Here Are Some William Tyler Black Evidence Photos!
In the interest of passing on all the facts of a story and because I’m sure somebody out there will enjoy them, it is my duty to inform you that police have released crime scene photos from the William Tyler Black case. The Smoking Gun has posted some of them along with a write-up, sohave …
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