This onefits into a couple of wacky categories, so it seems as good a way as any to start off the morning. A 47-year-old man identified only as Miller probably due to a slight mess-up on the part of the Rock Hill, South Carolina Herald was arrested Monday afternoon when police found him naked from …
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Checking The Male
I have to wonder if this guy has since moved to Chicago. Gary Preston Ades wanted to have a shower, but he also wanted to check for mail. He thought nobody was outside, so just sauntered out to the mailbox buck naked. There were in fact many people outside, including five little girls, who he …
Put That Toy Away!
William Tyler Black gives a whole new meaning to toy department. I guess he decided his own Mr. Happy was a toy, and he should display it and play with it while in the toy department of Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart didn’t agree. I guess he’d seen one too many hot girls in the store and had …
Get Off The Road, Not Off On The Road
I guess if you’re going to be going around doing things that will probably get you arrested, you might as well go all out. That’s exactly what Cincinnati woman Colondra Hamilton, 36, apparentlydecided to do. Police only pulled her over because they noticed her car had overly tinted windows, but they soon discovered why that …
Wanna See My Real Banana?
When you see a story about a man in a banana suit showing off his banana, you just have to put it up, although it’s hard to say much else because the rest of the story makes no sense. All we know is Carlton Jeffery Kohnert decided that he must drive around town in a …
H2OOOOOOOOOOO
If you woke up this morning wondering what the kind of fellow who wouldon more than one occasion secretly beat off into a coworker’s water bottlemight look like, then according to police, prosecutors and a DNA test, Michael Kevin Lallana (pictured above) is your answer. Prosecutors say Lallana met the co-worker, a woman in her …
Indecent…Is That One Word Or Two?
Just so you know, whether or not the nice lady is “digging” you,pulling the big guy out of your pants in the waiting room of the Florida State Vocational Rehabilitation Office so she can have a look seeis a bad idea. The female victim was “visibly upset” when the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office deputy arrived …
He Has A Date Now…A Court Date
Robert Stephen Smith sounds like he’ll have quite a lot of convincing to do before a judge will believe nothing was going on. The story goes that someone working near an ice cream shop saw Smith with his pants down, havin’ a grand old time. So, he called 911. A sergeant who was on his …
One Hand On The Manequin, The Other On The Man
Eddie M. Campbell has a strange idea of what constitutes a little fun on a Sunday morning. His idea of fun involves sitting on a park bench with an armless manequin. Oh yeah, and his shirt is off, his pants are down and he’s wackin’ it. Yup, just having a little fun. Well, at least …
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See Dick Near School
I was originally going to write about this story because it was about a guy named Jerry Fitzgerald Dick exposing his dick to a woman, but there’s more. Not only was the guy flashing his dick named Dick, but the judge in the case was named Jim Hardin. Aww come on, that’s pretty close. But …