Aaah! That’s Not A Lollypop!

Help me out here. To simulate a sex act means you’re not actually doing it, right? So sucking on a dildo outside a convenience store while waving it at women, that would be simulating a sex act, yes? No, according to the 5th District Court of Appeal in Daytona Beach. Because he was using his …

Oh The Flasher Is A Person In Your Neighbourhood, And He’s Showing Off His Meat Each Day

Eeewww. Now there’s a backyard gathering the kids won’t forget. All was going ok, until their neighbour came out in his thong bathing suit, bent over and intentionally showed his balls to the bunch. When the adults supervising the kids told him to please not do that in front of the kids, he swore and …

I’ll Have The Sweater Meat Road Pizza

Considering that we tend to put a lot of the male flashers we write about into thedo it yourself category,I guess it’s only fair to putCherelle May Dudfieldthere too even though there doesn’t appear to be any sort of sexual motivation for what she did, unless she’s got some kind of strange being hit by …

The Dirty Old Man Was Trying To Get Clean

I’m feeling pretty jaded right about now. I just finished reading a story about a 94-year-old man gettin’ it on with a vacuum in someone else’s garage, and it was termed a bizarre case of public sexual indecencyyou won’t believe, and I thought “Yeah? I’d believe it, no problem. Just look at the humpings tag. …

Excuse Me Sir, That’s Not What SummerSlam Means

If you’re going to sit at the computer and beat off to wrestling videos, there are a number of locations more suitable for doing so thanthe Boone County Library. This message has been brought to you buy Lester Henry, 58, who was arrested late last year for failing to come to this realization before it …

He Sure Shook The Place Up

Eeewww. Can you imagine arresting someone who was just walkin’ around with an anal vibrator inside him? Gross! It all started because they noticed something on him that they thought was meth. So they arrested and searched him, and noticed a wire leading from some kind of on-off switch to, um, his ass. They were …

Squirrels Will Never Be The Same For Those Kids

What the? That’s all I can say. I challenge anyone else to come up with anything after reading this disturbing story of Timothy Flood. They said that Flood “pulled down his blue boxer shorts, exposed his penis to them and told them they better be glad they don’t have ‘these’ (testicles) because they itch all …