That’s Not A Decimal System…

I have a feeling this little incident will scar some children and adults alike. The 58-year-old employee told police she was working in the Ypsilanti District Library in the 200 block of West Michigan Avenue at 10:30 a.m. and assisted a man in making book selections. She returned to her desk and looked up to …

I Hope Nobody Asked For A Pound Of Anything

Nicholas Lorenzo, the fellow in the picture, is headed for trial after being accused ofputting a little extra meat on display while working behind the deli counter at his local Safeway. The woman told investigators that she noticed some motion from behind the glass door, and then saw the employee — who was later identified …

I’m Your Venus

Speaking as a man, I must say that it’s always nice when I can put women in a post like this. It really shows that as much as we like to spend time pointing out our differences, deep down we’re all the same. The exact, batshit crazy same. Venus Lewisis facing 3 counts of lewd …

Brings A Whole New Meaning To Pounding The Pavement

That would be an odd exchange. A truck approached a woman to ask about buying some pavement from her. I guess the driver was ok, but then the passenger, Billie Bobbie Harrison, went a little nuts. He started making sexual comments, then exposed himself to the woman and offered to pave her driveway in exchange …

The Conductor Has A New Baton…

Ok what the hell? Jonathan Sneddon, for no particular reason, sauntered up to a girls’ singing group and decided to show them his organ. Then he just stood there, holding it, staring off into space while the girls screamed. When the cops asked him why he did it, the only reason he could give was …

Short Shorts, Long List of Grossed Out Women

And you thought seeing a bit of a plumber’s butt crack was nasty. Imagine having Mark Stephen Owen working on your kitchen. Women from the ages of 45 to 83 noticed that he would often wear short shorts or strip down to his underwear to work, and his large wang would poke out through his …

>Wack It From The Rooftops

>Charles Edward Meaux sounds like quite the prize. He’s gotta be something special when a story starts like this: Drivers on the 5 freeway called police about noon Wednesday saying there was a naked man on the roof of a home performing a sexual act “to or at” drivers. He did this at noon! I …

You May Be Slippery, But You Still Got Caught

Yuck! Can you imagine serving drinks, and then suddenly noticing that one of the patrons was staring at you while playing with himself? When you call police and they come, he runs off, leaving his tub of Vaseline at the scene. Then, he comes back a couple of days later, and he must have found …