>Check In Every 5000 Miles Or You, Whichever Comes First

>Once you turn 18,, a whole lot of things become legal for you. You can vote, you can join the army, in some places you can even drink. But somebody should have explained to John Hudson that no matter how old you are, the law still frowns uponslipping on some women’s clothing, gathering up a …

I’m Ready For My Close-up

Ewan Brandneeds to decide if he’d rather be a model or a flasher, because trying to be both at once seems to have landed him in quite a pickle. Fiscal depute Janine Bates said: “One of the girls was hoping to do a photography course. “As part of the entrance requirements she had to complete …

Another Kind Of Self-Expression

Now there’s an art class not many will soon forget. A high school teacher decided to check on a student’s art project. She walked up to Martin Guerrero’s desk, and as she did, she noticed that he was staring into space. As she got closer, he whipped it out, said “aye mami” and started to …

You’ll Have Clear Vision, But He’s Going Blind

I wonder if John Gill knew Joseph Vernell. They both had nasty ideas about their patients while doing an eye exam. This one seems even scarier than the last one for some reason. He took a girl into the back room of his shop because he said he wanted to give her a visual field …

Did He Not Light Up Her Life Enough?

It’s not often that a woman goes in the do it yourself files, but I believe Daria Woods belongs there, wouldn’t you say? When the male victim went outside to avoid further assault, he told officers, a naked Woods ran outside to attempt to attack him again, but ultimately grabbed his keys from him and …

You’ve Got Bills, We’re Multiplyin’?

I know bill collectors can sometimes go to great lengths to get what they’re after,but this right here is a bit much. Not only did George Herron pull out the old I’ll make your debt disappear if you do something for me line while visiting a woman’s home to discuss a payment, but he then …

Is That A White Cane? Give It Time…

Here’s a good excuse for ya. No, I wasn’t masturbating and flashing those screaming women. What I waved was a metal cane! Really! I like to smile when I wave my metal cane. Damn you, you don’t believe me! And what stupid wording. He was waving his “body part.” So when someone waves a hand, …

Putting the Kid in Kidney

There’s something about this story that has me envisioning an angry mob attacking this dude and taking his kidney by force. Mark Curcuru flashed a kid and masturbated in front of her, was convicted of the offense, is a registered sex offender, but he says he can’t go to jail because he’s giving his kidney …

Another Kind of Carjacking

Apparently the phenomenon of playing with oneself while driving is happening more often. We’d already talked about Brendon Alan Erhardt, the Australian who was jackin’ off and filming himself, as well as Keith Roy Weatherley, who likes to stick his thingy in a pasta jar while driving. But in the last week, there was a …