This storyhas everything. A flashing, somewhat of a humping, and apparently even a getaway where none should have been possible. The 20-year-old woman said she was dropping off a man at the apartment complex in the 2800 block of Douglas Avenue about 1:15 a.m., on Wednesday. The woman told police she saw the man in …
Category Archives: do it yourself
Swingin’ In The Rain
Can anyone out there tell me how it’s possible to swing one’s genetals? When I think “swing,” I think of swinging a bat or a stick. I guess a penis is a stick, but…is it ever big enough to swing? And I’m not talking about things that happen in a porno either.
USBang
Is it really a good idea to stick your wang into something connected to your computer via USB? But that’s exactly what the creators of RealTouch want people to do. A guy is supposed to hook it to a computer, and then put “a body part of a man’s choosing” into the other end, log …
Ragu…ooo…ooo…ahhhhhhh
Ok boys and girls, it’s time to play a nice game of how much innuendo can the newspaper cram into one story? Heh heh heh, I said cram… Our subject today is46-year-old Keith Roy Weatherley, who was stopped by police and observed with his noodle in a pasta sauce jar.This should be easy. A MAN …
You Are Here?
The other day I was going through my files trying to clean things up when I stumbled across a bunch of old search terms that I forgot I had. So since this stuff never truly ages and since there’s always new material coming in, it’s time once again to make fun of our readership and …
I’m All For Giving A Helping Hand, But Not That Kind
If this is true, that’s disgusting. If it’s not, there are going to be some very angry folks at New Zealand care. Six women who used to work for them, who all left around the same time, have said they were ordered to aid their cllients in masturbating. The company is vehemently denying that this …
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You’ll Be Blind, But You’ll Be Breathing Like A Champ
A paper published in The Journal of Medical Hypotheses proposes that next time you get hit with a cold, rather than popping pills and slugging medicine like it’s going out of style you should insteadtry jerking off on a schedule. I’m way more curious about this than I should be, and as I type I’m …
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Some More Unintentional Newspaper Comedy
Police received a report about 12:30 p.m. that a naked man was sitting on a milk crate behind buildings in the 300 block of West Ann Street. Police found the man, who was shirtless and had his pants down around his ankles. He had a beer in one hand and was masturbating with the other …
Talk About Stopping Traffic!
This one should have been up a lot sooner, but it happened before we were following the trend of people humping things. So, now that we are, here’s Verle Dills, who likes to get goin’ with stop signs. Well, stop signs, other road signs, and trees too. And he videotapes it.
It Would Have Been Slightly Funnier If He Had Used A Ball Pean Hammer, But What Can Ya Do?
I’m definitely a believer in the idea of to each his own, but it’s hard to argue that there’s nothing wrong with a guy who gets his kicks by jacking off in public view (blinds were up and front door was wide open) using aclaw hammer,plastic bag and motor oil. I’ve been writing this blog …