Ever find yourself in the mood to jerk off but not in the mood for all of that pesky physical effort? Is your favourite hand broken and you’re not good at switch hitting? Do you have a spare 60 bucks lying around that you wouldn’t mind dropping on useless crap? If you answered yes to …
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Talk About Multitasking!
Australia’s Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was recently stopped by police for speeding. Not only was he speeding, he was also driving the old stick shift if you catch my drift. But he wasn’t just playing the pink oboe either. He was also filming himself. Filming himself in a car full of drugs and a loaded …
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Agree To Not Have Me Jailed?
Thanks to the Toronto Sun, we now know a lot more about the personification of the word douchebag that left the phone messages that I posted yesterday. He goes by the name Dimitri the Lover and has somehow managed to make a pretty successful racket out of giving love advice to men in the Toronto …
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American Airlines: Something Special In The Hair
Yuck! Imagine getting settled in your seat on a plane, going to sleep and waking up to find that the man sitting next to you is masturbating and has jacked in your hair! Ug! Fucking disgusting! I don’t know if I’d sue American Airlines, the airline with which she was flying, unless I knew for …
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In A Twisted Way It Was Kind Of Meant To Be
Mark R. Hotuyec was arrested last week after being caught naked and masturbating while driving his van beside a school bus full of children from wait for it…wait for it…Wood View Elementary School. Well, they certainly got a pretty good one that day.
What a Boob! And I’m Not Talking About The Mannequin
Ok, I love this story, both because it involves a guy getting his weener stuck in a mannequin’s boobs, and because British writing is some beautiful stuff. How often do you see the word “whinging” in a news article? Yup, this guy bought a plastic model of a female bust, sold by a company who …
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Passed Out Where? In A What? With A Who?
A dude breaks into a garage, then gets scared off to a neighbour’s garage, where he steals a mountain bike, a lawn mower, a stuffed toy and a blanket, returns to the first garage, and is found two hours later passed out in a boat with his pants down next to the now anatomically correct …
Hey! That’s Not A Hand!
A participant in the annual Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament near St Petersburg, Russia was disqualified in shame for “sexual abuse of apparatus”, Mosnews reports. In other news, there really is such a thing as the annual Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament.
Rub One Out For Research
Charity wants people to lend a hand… The most striking part of this story to me isn’t that they’re holding a masturbate-a-thon, I’ve heard about a few of those before. What really gets me about this is that the event is being put on with the help of an HIV charity, and the article says …
Who Knew?
Scientists: masturbation not as good as sex More details on this developing story will be published in the next issue of Duh Magazine.