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Aside from “gross!”, I don’t have all that much to add here. Brian Dijon Boyd, 27, was arrested Sunday afternoon in connection with a series of vile encounters at a Target in Tampa, according to a police report. Store surveillance video recorded Boyd “knowingly and intentionally squirting white in color hair conditioner” on the “back …
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4iItGNCHsw The owners of radio station Mansfield 103.2 and Ofcom (the British equivalent of the CRTC) are trying to figure out who keeps hijacking the station’s frequency to play the happy little tune above and how it’s being done. The communications regulator is hunting a radio pirate who has repeatedly hijacked the airwaves of a …
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Police officers responded to a call from the Forest Hills station in Jamaica Plain at approximately 12:15 a.m. regarding a man, later identified as James Sacchetti, exposing himself to an adult woman on a train. Sacchetti, 30, allegedly approached the woman and initiated a conversation about the election. Assuming she voted for Hillary Clinton, he implied …
So apparently exciting things do happen at San Diego Chargers games after all. A man who is not being identified has handed over his security guard license, been fired and plead guilty to committing a lewd act in public after being caught on video running through a few plays on the field near a group …
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As if shopping at Walmart could get any more unpleasant. In early-November, a Walmart shopper told police that a “creepy” man lingered near her in the store’s makeup aisle. After the man passed behind her, the shopper “felt something wet on her foot and lower back.” The woman then went to the bathroom “and tried …
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I wasn’t going to post about this John Kuznezow fellow that police in Wisconsin found in a tree while he was probably spying on women in an apartment building nearby, but then this sentence happened. When the police asked the man to get down they noticed his pants were undone and found that he had …
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All that Patrick R. Marsh wanted was something we’ve all wanted at one time or another, I think. To “obtain” a little “courtship” from a lovely young thing on a warm summer day. Nothing wrong with that. No, nothing at all. Nor is there anything wrong with injecting a touch of creativity into your romantic …
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“And what is your costume supposed to be, little boy?”, is what I’d like to imagine the first question asked by the officer who encountered Kurt Jenkins on Halloween was. According to a Boynton Beach police report, a witness called police to complain of a naked man who was driving slowly through the neighborhood. The …
British Airways has suspended one of its pilots while it investigates several photos that appear to show said pilot working the wrong set of instruments. The photos, allegedly showing Colin Glover wearing stockings while performing a sex act on himself in the cockpit, have led British Airways to temporarily relieve the experienced pilot of his duties, the …
I’m not even sure where to start with this, so I’m just going to lay out what we have here. We have a fellow who admitted that on at least two occasions, he exposed himself to municipal bus drivers in Seattle. As a result of this admission and the conviction on two counts of indecent …