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Good news, Italians and tourists traveling to Italy. You can now make as much of a show of yourself as you please as long as you have the money to pay for it. Italy’s highest court, La Corte di Cassazione, was asked to rule on the case of a 69-year-old man who had been caught …
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And now, your semi-regular reminder to stay off the drugs. Responding to 911 calls about a pair of “white males running around the lot taking off their clothes,” Warren City Police Department cops Friday morning encountered Timothy Cook, 32, who reportedly had been “growling and punching the cement.” Cook, a witness told officers, had entered …
The incident happened at about 11:36 p.m. Saturday on County Road 466 near County Road 105, the report said. The deputy was driving east on the highway when he saw a man, later identified as Justin Carl Walker, of Oxford, standing on the shoulder. “As I and another vehicle came closer to the subject, the …
According to cops, a worker operating a street sweeper on July 12 stopped to use the restroom at a small park in Brooksville, a Tampa suburb. While in a stall, the man told police, a man entered the restroom and went into the adjoining stall. In short order, cops say, the victim was confronted with …
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I’ll get to the story in a second, but first I feel like we need a little music. This one to explain where the headline came from, And this one because…well… According to a press release from the Utah County Sheriff’s Office, police were called to the Diamond Fork hot pots in Spanish Fork Canyon …
It’s not often that a serial public masturbation story boasts logic anywhere near this sound. That’s not to say it was the best idea anyone’s ever had (not even close), but grading on the usual intelligence curve, it’s pretty clear that Benjamin Grafius at least took some time to think things out. Police say a …
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Given that so many people film, photograph and livestream everything they do now, I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more than it does. Earlier this month, Boise Police received an anonymous tip about lewd conduct occurring at the Boise Town Square Mall. Officers investigated the call, and were able to identify the suspect and determine that …
If not for the location, I’d likely have passed this one over since there’s really not a lot going on here. At about 2:30 pm Monday, there was a report of a male masturbating inside the Kum and Go at 418 South Federal Avenue. The male allegedly exposed himself to at least one person inside …
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There are, in my experience, many better ways of convincing an old flame to give you one more chance than tracking her down in the street and flashing her. But if nothing else has worked and you feel that this is your only option, please, before you pull out the old love rocket, make sure …
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My first thought when I saw the headline Passenger Arrested For Masturbating “Up To Three Hours” During Megabus Trip was damn, that’s got to be some kind of record. Turns out The Smoking Gun thinks so too, and if they think it’s a record, it’s probably a record. They’re pretty good at this stuff. So …