Since I posted last, I did some more looking around to see if there was anything else important about Dr. David Newman that might be worth including. I’d have done that during the writing process like I generally do, but Firefox was bound and determined that it was going to crash and try to take …
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Let Me Give You A Shot For That
And now, the story of a woman with an injured right arm and her hospital run-in with New York emergency room doctor David Newman, who various authorities are alleging had no such trouble with his. The woman claims she removed her shirt and bra, but kept her pants on. The woman was still dressed in …
For The Second Time Today, Don’t Dink And Drive
Thankfully nobody died this time. A Georgia motorist was masturbating when he plowed his vehicle into a van that had stopped at an intersection, police report. According to cops, Donald Marvin Johnson, 63, was “physically distracted” while driving his Saturn Ion Monday morning in Martinez, an Augusta suburb. Johnson was “following too closely” when he …
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Don’t Dink And Drive
If for whatever reason you’re still not on board with the fining people for driving while focused on pretty much anything but driving thing, perhaps Clifford Ray Jones will change your mind. Not because of anything profound he may have to say on the subject, but rather through what he won’t be saying due to …
There’s Been A Misunderstanding. I Was Talking About Hot Dogs And Coconuts
A company that provides online sign language interpreting services is suing a 51-year-old man for an unspecified amount in damages because, they say, he massively abused both their service and himself throughout 2015. They accuse David Marcano of making 4,646 calls to their video chat even though he isn’t deaf, but the bigger issue seems …
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What Did You Say Your Name Was? Hardon?
Sometimes this stuff is way too easy. According to a SLED affidavit dated Feb. 18, Officer Marshall Lee Hardin, II was in his parked patrol car at Woodward Park on Ballpark Road back on Dec. 13, 2015. Hardin, the affidavit continues, was watching pornography on his personal phone when he performed a sex act on himself …
Wanna See My Pipe?
What’s worse than going to a service call and stripping in front of the homeowner before you get down to work? Doing it again when the job is done. Police say a Tilbury, Ont., woman called a plumber in Jan. 16 after finding she had no hot water. It’s alleged that when the plumber arrived, …
Prick Or Treat
I don’t know what this says about me or the world in general, but I was more surprised to learn that there are Halloween Superstores than I was to hear that a fellow was caught masturbating in one of them. Nigel Smith, 36, was inside the Spirit Halloween Superstore in Portland last week when a …
Mama Told Me Not To Cum
Anthony Smith may be a lot of things, but a rule breaker is not one of them. Well…sort of. The 21-year-old Florida man’s mother instituted a no porn in the house rule, according to reports. So, determined to follow it, police and Smith himself say he took it outside. Two people shortly after 1 p.m. …
Next Time I Won’t Wear Pants, Officer
I think this might be one of the more straightforward, honest explanations for rubbing one or two or three out in your local Walmart I’ve seen. A Walmart worker told cops that a female customer reported that Bryant was acting “weird” in the men’s department. When the employee went to investigate, she noticed that Bryant …