It’s been way too long since I’ve grabbed the keyboard. It was c-c-c-c-cold when I last took it. So hmmm. What’s new in my life? What can I talk about? This time, when the weather knob started coming back up to nice, everything smelled extra good. It was so hard to go down the road …
Category Archives: dogs
To All Those Who Think My Dog Is A Slave
I can’t remember if I’ve written about this before, so I guess I’ll write about it now. If we have two posts on it, then I guess we do. Today I walked into a store, and this guy walked towards us. Trixie tried to sniff him and I said no. He then said he had …
Good News For Barbie, Not So Much For Carl
Well, I have an update on the dogs that stayed by their master’s side when she died and weren’t found for two weeks, and it is bittersweet. Barbie has found a home. Carl, unfortunately, couldn’t handle all that had happened to the poor boy, suffered a stroke and had to be put down. Poor thing. …
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Give Two Wonderful Dogs A Home
There is an update to this story. Barbie has found a home, and unfortunately, Carl is no longer with us. I received an email from Megan, you know, Megan with Pasta. I’ve mentioned her and Pasta before. She told me about a truly sad story, and I figured it wouldn’t hurt to spread the word. …
Save A Dog, But Only IfIt Looks Perfect
What in hell is wrong with people? If you’re going to a shelter to give a dog a home, should it matter what it looks like? Because of overbreeding, a couple of female dogs had sagging nipples. People would see them and then ask to see other dogs. It took doing cosmetic surgery on the …
You Bastards, Get Off My Lawn
Wow. That’s quite the neighbour who would kill someone for messing up his lawn. Joshua Funches was walking his puppy, the puppy ended up peeing on Charles J. Clements’s lawn, Clements came out with a pistol and yelled at Funches and then shot him. I know it’s good to take pride in one’s home, but …
Who Knew Some Dog Hair Could Save The Earth?
You know, every time I hear about this whole oil spill thing, I feel this crushing feeling of helplessness. I didn’t even want to blog about it, because what could I say? “holy shit that’s a lot of oil. What a catastrophe.” And what the hell does that do? I guess I could say that …
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Aaa! The Gay Dog Will Hump My Leg!
What the hell? That’s all I could manage when Ann sent me this doozer. Ian Jolly and his guide dog decided to go out to a Thai restaurant in Australia, but he was denied entry, not only because they didn’t realize his dog was a guide dog, but they had a special objection because they …
Janice Want Some Handcuffs?
You have to be drunk beyond drunk to be unable to stand up, speak to officers, or remove a parrot from your forehead, even when it’s biting you. But apparently, that was the state of Janice McCoy-Nuttle when cops arrived. But she was sure able to hurl an inhaler at her husband. Too bad it …
Trixie, I Said Find Steve, Not Squish Him!
The other day, Trixie made a rather large wooops that simultaneously makes me chuckle and makes the worry wart part of me worry. Trix and I had just come back from relieving, and Steve was sitting out on the balcony. As a joke, I said find Steve after taking Trix’s harness off. She ran over …
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