Oh boy, if I were this family, I’d be so upset right now. Apparently, Gannon, a 12-week-old puppy being raised by a GDB puppy raiser, has gone missing! Oh god. I hope they find him. It’s been a few days though, so I’m a little worried. The little thing would have just gotten off the …
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Thoughts of All Shapes And Sizes
I wanted to write a blog post about random things, but I’m not as cool as R. She can create something out of absolutely nothing and make it look so easy…and hilarious. Me, I need a list. Then I can go nuts. You know in those commercials for osteoporosis drugs where they say that rarely, …
My Dog Ate My Bank Account
Oh boy. Remember that guy who claimed his cat bought child porn? Now, people have gone to the news saying their dog bought 5000 Microsoft points through the guy’s Xbox while they slept. He says his banking info was stored on the Xbox, and the dog pulled down the controler, managed to turn the machine …
Byelo
Yea! Woo! Yea! Woo! Dance dance dance. I’ve been holding off on this news because I wanted to make sure it was true. But I know it for sure. Remember Mylo? The little hell-hound that jumped on Trixie and liked to have a piece of her whenever he could? Well, it’s official! He’s gone! His …
Beware Of…Dog-Like Woman?
I wonder where this woman got the idea to act like a large dog to scare off a would-be intruder. Wherever it was, I’m glad it worked. I wonder what she did. Did she sniff at the door? Way to go, quick-thinking woman!
In Heaven There Are No Pets?
Oh boy. We’ve talked before about that service that promised to send information to specified people post-rapture. Now, Ann Adams let me know of a company promissing to save your pets if you get scooped up to heaven. What I can’t figure out is, if I am to believe they plan to provide this service, …
Give A Dog A Bone? Not This One.
Back on Monday, Steve mentioned that Trixie started our week of insanity off with a bang. Oh boy, truer words were never spoken. I went home for Thanksgiving. Things started off pretty well. At one point, my sister’s boyfriend asked if Trixie could have a bone. I wanted to see the bone to see what …
3 Kids, 2 Dogs, No Sense Of Responsibility
Ug. Why do all these news stories about shitty parents come in waves? Now we have Xiomara Enid Diaz and Rafael Viconte Ortiz. Let’s see. They left all their doors open so their 2 and 3-year-old kids could end up roaming the streets Which they did in the nude and rode around on a big …
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Too Bad Her Name Wasn’t Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout
I can’t imagine living, and dying, in 8-foot heaps of trash, trash so deep that they had to bring in breathing gear and two different types of dogs to find the woman who had once inhabited the house. Yikes.
Large Babble-Fest Comin’ Your Way
It’s been a little while since I’ve talked about whatever I wanted without a singular focus, and the mood struck me to do it, so here I am. Mother Nature is a miserly old witch this year. She gave us a short summer, and then, right on schedule, brought the fall! There is something in …