I met my first disservice dog in person yesterday, you know, somebody’s dog who they’re saying is a service dog, but it’s obvious that the dog sstill needs some serious tweaks in training. I went to a public meeting about that roundabout they want to build in the middle of town, and in walked a …
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Two Years With Trixie
Well would ya look at that? It’s april 15. Two years ago, I came home on a plane from California with a certain black fuzzball at my feet. this must be confusing for some because 3 significant dates are all squished together, but I think they all matter, so I mention them all. It doesn’t …
Somebody Turns Four Today!
Guess what? A certain black fuzzball has a birthday today. Actually 6 certain black fuzzballs and 2 yellow ones have a birthday. Yup, happy birthday Trixter and company. You’re 4 now, eek. Hope all pooches are happy. So I figured what better time for some more Trixie talk. Lately, she’s been a little weasel with …
How Much Is That Dipshit And Those Doggies In The Engine
For some reason people tend to get a little testy whenever one of us writes up a story about some idiot getting pasted by a train. More than once we’ve had family or friends of the speed bump (I refuse to use the word victim) in question comment or email trying to come up with …
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I DreamOf Trixie
Damn it. Just when I thought the Trixie abandonment dreams were over, here comes another one. I dreamed I was home at mom and dad’s. Dad was yelling and insisting that we go shopping and eat out at this outdoor restaurant thingy even though it was cold outside and we had to bundle up to …
Doggy Day Is Here Again
Well holy crap, can you believe it? Two years ago today was the big day when I received my Trixter. Sometimes I can’t believe it’s been that long, but it sure has. Last year, I summed things up pretty well, so I’ll let that stand on its own. But yup, it’s been another year, another …
The Only Things Trix Kills Are Toys
Yup, it’s official. I have a pansy for a guide dog. She’s the wussiest wuss that ever was. We already know that she lets other dogs jump on her and try to hump her, and will cower under the desk at another house where there’s a dog, but this weekend, she was the biggest scaredy …
Messy Mutt Mitt Misery
Oh boy. Remember back in January when I was all proud of myself for finding mutt mitts? Well I should have never done it, and this will be the last package of mutt mitts I ever buy. The product is fine, it’s just the bullshit surrounding it. The bags work fine, although I can’t put …
>Here, Kiddy Kiddy Kiddy
>How did this guy get away? he can’t honestly think that sitting across from a playground and yelling on a loudspeaker for kids to come over to his truck and pet his dog would be a good way to abduct some kids. It had to have been a joke. Or was it? Hopefully he can …
Ooo! A Big Brown swimming Pool!
Ug. Just reading this makes me gag. That officer is awesome. If that dog wasn’t a chocolate lab before, he would have looked like one when they pulled him out of that sewage tank packed full of shit. Just the thought that he leapt into a tank of human feces and only human feces makes …