Necessary Voting In Unnecessary Elections

So we’re voting again. I’m not looking forward to dealing with this right now, but I don’t really have a choice so off we go. I thought I’d post what answers I could find about the process, and ask a few questions of my own. First of all, if you’re wondering if your vaccine status …

Shut Up, Team Prime Minister

My god, the balls on this guy. Canadians pull together? We work as a team? That’s how we get big things done? By finding ways to work together? It’s what we always do? Whatever you say, Mr. only person in the whole damn country who is convinced that nobody is working with him so we …

You Do Not Owe The Ontario Progressive Conservatives Any Money

From time to time, I get emails from shifty marketing and search optimization scumbags. Their letters are marked as coming from somewhere important sounding like domain services. They tell me that I owe a balance of a few hundred dollars and that if I don’t pay up, I will lose access to either my entire …

Looks Like I’m An NDP Voter Again

Not because of any idea they have in particular although they generally have some pretty good ones. My choice is based on a really, really bad idea the Liberals had. I will absolutely not be rewarding this kind of selfish, irresponsible behaviour with my vote in September. Saying that, by the way, makes me a …

I’m Lynn Beyak, And I Approved This Message. Wait, No I Didn’t. My Mistake

God, don’t you just hate it when you accidentally claim to live in a town and country you don’t live in and write down the incorrect occupation on a form and then wind up donating to Donald Trump’s re-election campaign in violation of American campaign finance laws? That’s what happened to Senator Lynn Beyak who, …

How Do You Almost Make The Presidential Debate Watchable?

You add Weird Al and autotune, that’s how. I watched maybe five minutes of that “shitshow” on Tuesday night and the one question I had was who do I want to punch in the face more, everyone on that stage for being just the most insufferable childish assholes or me for not making better use …

The Best American Election Day Promise

Hi there, American friends and neighbours. I have a song for you that I’m going to need you to listen to, keep in your heads and then act upon in early November or whenever you’re allowed to vote by mail. I won’t vote Trump…I wont’ vote Trump…I won’t vote Trump… Hey, Friends! This one’s a …