If Ya Can’t Beat ‘Em, Think Things Halfway Through And Join ‘Em

An Iowa woman was arrested Thursday after it was discovered that she may have gone to two separate polling stations and cast a vote for Donald Trump at each one. Why? Because the polls are rigged, silly. A Des Moines woman has been charged with Election Misconduct, a Class D felony, after allegedly voting twice …

Um, Are Ya Really Gonna Vote For This Guy?

I found this on my Facebook feed, and just had to share. Lyrics were transcribed in the Youtube comments, and I put them here because the captions I heard whizzing by left a lot to be desired. “no truck wants total access?” He’s super callous, fragile, egocentric, braggadocious Likes to throw big words around and …

I’m Tea Party Yes I’m The real Party All The Hate And Racism Is Thick And It’s Hearty

I haven’t subjected myself to watching any of the Republican presidential debates because there are levels of stupidity that can short circuit even my brain, but after watching one of them transformed into a rap song through the magic of somebody’s crazy editing skills, I feel like I’m all caught up. This might be largely …

Congratulations On The New Government, Canada!

Soundtrack? Yes. Soundtrack. This’ll do nicely, I think. I have to start out by admitting that I was wrong. Not just because I voted NDP and the Liberals basically laid waste to everyone, but because in an older post I assumed that holding the advance polls over the Thanksgiving weekend would be a disaster. Around …

It’s Already A Better Tuesday Morning

I saw this on Facebook, and couldn’t stop laughing. Thankfully it isn’t anything we have to worry about…but maybe we might have to later if we end up with a conservative government again, who knows. Someone wrote up what we should do if we woke up this morning and Stephen Harper was still in power. …