To everyone I’ve talked to about this election over the last year, all the ones I’ve tried to reassure that though there are people in this world who think like he does and though his run may be amusing to a segment of the population for a while that there was no way Donald Trump …
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Happy Election Day, America. Soon It’ll All Be Over
Well…here we are. After what feels like no less than 12 years of insults and ridiculousness with a little bit of campaigning thrown in once in a while, it’s finally election day in America. That means a lot of things, including that it’s time for us to say that if you’re eligible to vote in …
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I’m Donald Trump…Or Am I
I’m giving this one a soundtrack because we need to get it in before it’s too late to be topical. Tempting as it may be, there are more productive ways of voicing your displeasure with Donald Trump and his supporters than showing up at one of his rallies and vandalizing the cars there with peanut …
If Ya Can’t Beat ‘Em, Think Things Halfway Through And Join ‘Em
An Iowa woman was arrested Thursday after it was discovered that she may have gone to two separate polling stations and cast a vote for Donald Trump at each one. Why? Because the polls are rigged, silly. A Des Moines woman has been charged with Election Misconduct, a Class D felony, after allegedly voting twice …
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Bad Hombres, Nasty Women
The Songify people have done what they do to the most recent U.S. Presidential debate, but this time with the added bonus of Weird Al as moderator.
Um, Are Ya Really Gonna Vote For This Guy?
I found this on my Facebook feed, and just had to share. Lyrics were transcribed in the Youtube comments, and I put them here because the captions I heard whizzing by left a lot to be desired. “no truck wants total access?” He’s super callous, fragile, egocentric, braggadocious Likes to throw big words around and …
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This Trump Guy Isn’t So Bad
I’ve been avoiding saying anything about Donald Trump here, because I was taught as a young boy that the best way to deal with a moron jackass who’s looking for attention and trying to get a rise out of you is to ignore him until he figures out he’s getting nowhere and goes away. Generally …
A Republican Debate In Song
This is a bit old, like there were more Republican Presidential candidates than Donald Trump old, but I like it. Some impressive use of Autotune here. And yes, “We need brain” is something Trump actually said. “We need brain in this country to turn it around.” If America has brain, he won’t win.
I’m Tea Party Yes I’m The real Party All The Hate And Racism Is Thick And It’s Hearty
I haven’t subjected myself to watching any of the Republican presidential debates because there are levels of stupidity that can short circuit even my brain, but after watching one of them transformed into a rap song through the magic of somebody’s crazy editing skills, I feel like I’m all caught up. This might be largely …
Mike McCormick Is Not Impressed With You, Renfrew
This one probably isn’t going to stick in everyone’s head the way that last one did, but you let the man down. You don’t deserve an earworm.