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Before we get to the food feud, I have a question for every pizza place I’ve ever been to. Where are all you bastards hiding the slices hot enough to do this kind of damage? Nine times out of ten when I go in for a slice I get something so cold it could’ve been …
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Lt. John Deegins said Thompson and Halley were working at Buddy’s Seafood Market when they got into an argument “about the amount of spice to put into the restaurant’s gumbo.” Deegins said the argument “quickly escalated” when Thompson armed himself with a wooden board and Halley with a small pocket knife. The initial altercation ended …
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So remember last year when some guy threw a snake at the woman behind the counter in a Tim Hortons? Turns out there’s video of the incident. After watching it, it looks as though the news got the story wrong. It doesn’t look at all like an argument over a food order. It’s more like …
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Wait wait wait. KFC sells cake? As Abts-Olsen and his partner Cliff Borjeson rolled to the scene, details of the attack trickled in from dispatchers: “Unknown male was throwing cake at employees.” Followed by the ominous: “They can no longer sell the cake.” Employees told the two officers that a man walked into the store, threw a KFC-brand cake at them and …
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I get the part with the cursing and screaming and chasing and rocks, but who the fuck eats breakfast at Taco Bell? KGUN-TV in Tucson reports that a local woman recently went through the Taco Bell drive-thru. All seemed fine, though it did take about 10 minutes for her order to come out. Problem is, …
Sign I’ve been doing this for a while: I’m about to write the words this is pretty much your standard Floridian trailer park food feud arrest without so much as batting an eye. The Flagler County Sheriff’s Office was called shortly before 11:30 p.m. Friday to the Ponderosa Mobile Home Park on U.S. 1 in …
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Brownlee began arguing with his wife “over not having enough fried chicken leftovers,” according to a police report. Shay Alamo, Brownlee’s wife of four years, told investigators that the 3 AM dispute escalated into a physical confrontation. Alamo, 40, said that Brownlee pushed her into their bedroom, where he then shoved her onto the bed. …
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We’ve got a second beverage fueled shooting, this one involving an apparent lack of orange juice in the Dukes family home. Orange juice, for the record, is better beer than either Busch or Budweiser. Eldridge Dukes, 58, and his son were fighting about the lack of orange juice in their home, according to a Baton …
I don’t want to sound like a heartless dick or worse yet a beer snob, but when you’re arguing over whether Busch or Bud is the better beer and then your buddy gives you the kind you don’t like and guns are drawn, maybe just turn them on yourselves and get it over with. The …
I’m not sure why Joel David Lemasters was walking around Oregon carrying a peach pie at 8 in the morning, but I guess I could see where one might come in handy. They’re delicious if you get hungry, they make great gifts for a special someone and, at least theoretically, they should be useful when …