I’ve never had Big Peach soda. Never even heard of it, actually. But it must be awesome if it can cause this much of a fight, either that or young Diamond Lydia here must have one hell of a rage problem. He followed her into her bedroom and threw a box of chicken at her. …
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Fatal Food Feuds, The Corndog Edition
There’s nothing funny about this, it’s just that collecting these is one of those things we do here. Corey Lamont Walker, 36, told his three roommates Tuesday morning that someone was stealing food from his room, police said. Walker blamed roommate Anthony Kimball Smith, 56, and an argument ensued, police said. Another roommate flagged down …
I’m Sad That Grandma Called Me Chicken. I Should Go Play Salad With A Train Or Something
It’s been a while since we’ve had a food feud type story, and I’ll be honest, this one has me more than a little confused. I’m going to go on ahead and hope this guy is just slow, and not this much of an idiot/anger management reject. A South Carolina woman returned home from the …
Fools Argue Over Kool-Aid Just Like Moms Depend On It
There really ought to be some sort of IQ requirement attached to gun ownership. A quick test to weed out the type of people who would use their firearms for downright ridiculous purposes, such as settling arguments over who makes the best Kool-Aid. The two suspects were in front of an abandoned school on Tuesday …
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Hot Like Wasabi When I Bust…You In The Face With Your Jeans
You really can make a weapon out of just about anything. In this case, we’re dealing in wasabi covered designer pants. A 22-year-old college student was arrested for attacking his girlfriend with her $200 designer jeans that he covered with wasabi sauce. John McGuinness, a student at Springfield College in Massachusetts, doused his girlfriend’s jeans …
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Another Day, Another Case Of Taco Rage
It’s been a good week for taco-related violence. There was the incident from yesterday, and now this. Police were summoned to the Taco Bell by workers who reported that a “white male in a white truck struck” the eatery’s entrance and then fled the scene. Cops tracked a fluid trail leaking from the vehicle to …
Make A Run For Wherever You’d Like, But Not Without Your Damn Tacos!
Let this be a lesson to you. Never, under any circumstances, fuck over the taco stand guy. Police said a 17-year-old man canceled his taco order when he realized he was late for school. The 19-year-old man followed the teen and tried to run him over with his truck, police said. When he missed him, …
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We Should Mosey On Back There And Give Them A Piece Of Our Minds!
As sure as the seasons will change, drunken idiots will bust up restaurants over screwed up orders. In an interview with cops, Slate said that the duo was “upset with McDonald’s because their cheeseburgers had been messed up.” He then “advised that they went home and continued to drink beer and get worked up about …
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I’ll Ring Your Taco Bell, Mom!
What would a lovely spring day such as this be without a little bit of food-related family violence? Incomplete, say I. Christopher Phillips got into an argument with his mother Rebecca, 55, “because Rebecca used Christopher’s salsa and taco sauce on her dinner,” according to a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report. After Phillips got in …
You’re Gonna Bite The Biscuit, Son! Not That You Could, Since You Let Them Burn To A Crisp!
Question: How does a quiet breakfast with the family turn into dad tustling with you, biting your finger, smashing a platter over your head and then threatening to kill you with the meat cleaver he’s pressing against your neck?Answer: Your dad is Harry A. Woods and you didn’t watch the damned biscuits and now they’re …