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Talk about taking the standard old person back in my day, a dollar went a lot further lament to a new level. Andrea Chavez, 65, was upset that one of the ice cream trucks in her neighbourhood charged too damn much and decided to do something about it, according to police. But rather than simply …
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The calendar may have changed from the old year to the new, but some things will always stay the same. There will, for instance, always be another person getting pissed off and making it known by throwing an order back at a restaurant worker. The incident, which was captured by a restaurant surveillance camera, occurred …
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No details on what started it, but an argument between a mother and son required some police intervention when the son, 37-year-old Emanuel Cordell Kennedy,chucked a ham at mommy dearest, plunking her on the back as she was walking down the hallway of their home. Good toss, dude. I hope it was worth this afternoon’s …
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As food feuds go, this is different. Shanaya Edgell found herself, as so many of us have at one time or another, with a cheeseburger craving at 3 in the morning. Fortunately, boyfriend Darrell Page, in an act of fine boyfriendliness, drove her to a local McDonald’s so that she may satisfy it. Unfortunately for …
Police in Georgia are looking for a man who, if I may make the obvious comment here, clearly didn’t get the memo. After phoning in a complaint to an Albany Taco Bell about the lack of meat in the chalupas he had ordered and not getting the results he wanted, the fellow reportedly returned to …
We have an unidentified Chicago woman and her unidentified husband. We have a disagreement between the two. We have cupcakes. If you’ve been here for a while, you know what happens next. The fight started with a verbal quarrel about 7:45 p.m. at the home in the 4700 block of South Western Avenue, according to …
Man. For a guy feeling lazy enough to order his pizza online, he sure is energetic when things go wrong. The 26-year-old man’s pizza order went awry when he mistakenly submitted an online order for carryout rather than delivery. He realized the mistake an hour later and called Toppers, 21461 E. Moreland Blvd., and arranged …
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While Carin and I try to decide whether or not to record some audio for you all on this here holiday Monday, have one of these. According to deputies, Gabriel R. Letennier, 39, allegedly became irate with the Dunkin’ Donuts staff because he felt they were taking too long to serve him coffee. Police said …
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Here’s another sign that I’m either losing my touch, or I’ve seen one too many weird news stories. It was all over the net. Har har, it was also all over her car, but ya know. Anyway, the story of Stephanie Robinette was everywhere. I guess she and her husband were at a wedding, and …
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Things like this keep happening, so we’ll keep posting them. Sarah Renee Lane was no fan of being told by the driver picking her up that she couldn’t bring her pita sandwich into the cab with her. After what I’m certain was very careful deliberation, she decided on a plan. Leaving lunch at the curb …