The story of 68-year-old Karl Ludwig Eichner and the head-shaped rotting watermelon he was adamant did not belong in the ocean is another of those times when I need say nothing funny or serious to add to the strangeness of it all. A woman who was at the beach with a friend observed a rotting …
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I Scream, You Scream, I’ll Shoot You Dead If We Don’t Get Some Goddamn Icecream Over Here
Thank you Joseph Hayes for doing your part to set a good example for the next generation…of criminals who think the world is shitting on them while owing them everything. According to a police affidavit, Hayes became upset and began yelling at the victim because “Y’all didn’t save my kids no damn ice cream and …
Either This One’s On The House Or I’ll Give You A Whippy, Mister.
How did that old saying go? I scream, you scream, we all beat the wholly christ out of the driver and run off with his money when he refuses to give us free icecream? The offender was turned away when he asked for a free ice-cream. However, when the driver hopped in the front seat …
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Hey, Prison Guardin’ Boy, Put The Chip Chip Chip Bag Down, Smack! Smack!
Life in the prison system must really suck. I mean, if people can get in a fight over a bag of chips, it must be pretty miserable. Oh, I forgot to mention, the people fighting over food were…two guards! An inmate actually tried to break up their fight, and the poor guy got teeth knocked …
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Don’t Die Over New Milk
If your girlfriend comes home with milk but you already bought milk earlier that day, all that means is yay, extra milk, right? Sure, unless you’re 68-year-old Daniel Pacheco. In that case, it means it’s time for a stabbin’. The woman, who was not named, is said to be in good condition and recovering in …
Final Update On Everyone’s Favourite Burger King Smasher Upper
The story of Nekiva Hardy and her Burger King distruction is finally reaching its end…for now at least. Hardy, who we’ve written about here, here, here and here, plead no contest to a variety of charges and was sentenced to 45 days in jail. Since she’s already spent about a month in custody, she’ll be …
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Did Somebody Say Something Worth Throwing Some McDonald’s Over?
All these food feuds are strange enough, but even stranger is the food feud that’s seemingly without explanation. That appears to be what’s happening in the case ofBrant Goodwin Stephens.The 43-year-old is believed to be the one who threw a cheeseburger at the passenger side of a man’s car while the 2 were in a …
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I Hear Through The Grapevine That He Might Be A Bit Upset
What to do when the 71-year-old ex wife you share your home with has a problem with you having your new girlfriend over? If you’re 75-year-old Sebastiano Russo, the answer is easy.Drunkenly throw a grape at her head, then threaten to murder her and burn down the house. A witness told the investigating deputy that …
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Fork You!
Here comes another story of a burglar thinking he was dealing with a weak old man. What he got was a Korean war vet, and what the vet gave him was a frying pan full of potatos in the face and a pitchfork in the side. Bleeding, the guy ran away, but the old guy …
It’s Not Worth Having A Meltydown Over
Here’s a message for Ricardo Jones. Relax. Please, you must be extremely stressed. Why else would you fire a bunch of air guns and get in a standoff over the price increase of a Taco Bell Burrito? The burrito went up by 50 cents. I know you bought seven of ’em, but that only means …