It’s Safe To Say She Isn’t World Hide And Seek Champion Material

“Fuck them, they’ll have to come and get me,.” “It’s gonna be hard to find me.–Crazy Burger King lady Nekiva Hardy commenting on police looking for her. So just how hard was she to find? So hard that two days after saying come get me and an hour after Florida cops faxed an arrest warrant …

If She Takes Off, Who’s Watching The Kids?

This Burger King story just won’t end. Let’s see, where are we now? Nekiva Hardy has come clean about who she is, and thankfully she’s admitted that none of her children were with her on the trip. Why did she say they were? Well, if you’ve got your kids with you, you’re less likely to …

Her Story Is As Real As The Meat In A Fast Food Hamburger

Last week, you all heardthe amazing story of Kimesa Smith.If you’ve somehow managed to forget, she’s the one who busted up the Burger King during spring break after being dissatisfied with the service. Believe it or not, things have just taken another twist. Turns out that Kimesa Smith didn’t trash any restaurant,Nekiva Vonte Hardy did. …

Your Way, Not So Much Right Away

Ok, where to begin? So much going onhere. Mother of 4 Kimesa Smith, enjoying a trip to spring break with a few of the little ones, ran into some fast food service that was too far to the opposite end of fast for her liking. Since you’re reading this here, you know what happens next. …

Bread To The Head And Do Harm To An Arm

Steven Weiner seems like a special individual. He was waiting in line at a bakery for a sample of bread, and for some reason the elderly woman in front of him was getting on his nerves. He claims she called him an idiot, but her friend says Weiner started the fight. I’m going to side …

I’ve Seen Some Crazies In My Time, But This Woman Takes The Cake…And Throws It At You

I have nothing to add tothis,other than that for some reason I want cupcakes now. A mother trashed a cake shop after being told they had run out of her favourite flavour of cupcake. With her children beside her, she smashed glass display units and threw cupcakes at customers after being told there were no …

Hey Look! I Won My Assault And Battery Merit Badges!

Don’t get between Hersha C. Howard and her girl scout cookies. she might chase you with a pair of scissors and clobber you with multiple boards. The story goes that Howard came into her room-mate’s bedroom in the middle of the night and demanded to know if she ate her thin mints cookies. The room-mate …

Three More To Add To The Parents Of The Year Pile

Wow. I can’t remember if I’ve seen 3 stories of people mistreating kids in their care in a week before, but I sure see them now. How depressing. First is the story of a woman wacking a nine-year-old boy on the head with a frying pan because he dropped a bagel with cream cheese on …

If You Ask Her Now, She’d Likely Tell You It Was All A Big Misteak

We all know that cold booze is good booze, but some of us apparently take this ideal much more seriously than others. And when I say some of us, I mean47-year-old Edna Verdin,who had a cow when chilling her bottle of Tequila Rose in the freezer proved to be more difficult than she had anticipated …

Not Better With Butter

Thanks Ann for this one too. A Sicilian couple thought they would murder the woman’s ex husband with, wait for it, butter! They thought butter was the perfect weapon. It would melt after they had used the slab of butter to smother her poor unfortunate ex, so there would be no weapon left. Too bad, …