They Didn’t Relish Paying So Much, But They’ll Like It Even Less When The Cops Ketchup With Them

Not condoning this whatsoever. These guys probably shouldn’t be seeing sunlight for a decade or two. But $6 for a hot dog? What the hell, man? Jeremy Delgado, 21, and Bobby Wynn, 19, were arrested after APD officers spoke with witnesses at the scene and reviewed HALO cameras in the area of the incident. Through …

The World Could Use A Better Bail System. And More Barbecue Sauce

If there’s one place where you would figure that a lack of barbecue sauce wouldn’t be a concern, it’s a barbecue restaurant in Texas. You would be wrong, it turns out. But if there’s one place where a lack of barbecue sauce would end in a shooting, Texas would be a pretty good guess. A …

Cappy Meal

I’ve got no good way to start this off, so let’s just go ahead and enjoy some wholesome family time. Police said the incident began at approximately 1:30 p.m. local time, when a man received the wrong order at a McDonald’s drive-thru in Midvale. He then “brandished a firearm” at employees, police said, and employees …

No Thank You, They Don’t Apeel

Holy crap! Although they don’t say whether or not the refusal was a polite one, so I suppose there may be that. Police say a 27-year-old man was frying potatoes in hot oil with a metal skillet and offered them to a 32-year-old victim who declined. That’s when the man became “suddenly enraged” and threw …

But We Really Wanted To Split It!

I’m not sure I’ve ever eaten a hush puppy, so I don’t feel qualified to speak on whether they are something worth kicking a pregnant lady over should the option ever present itself. But I will say that if one hush puppy sounds good to you then two should probably be better especially with there …

That’s One Way To Cut Down On Coffee Cups

Lots of blame to go around here. Throwing a coffee (even one that’s warm not hot) on a customer from inside the drive-thru window is rarely good. However, if the employee says that they cannot add Timbits to an order that’s already been made, then they cannot add Timbits to that order. That’s the end …

I’ve Got A Bone Or 20 To Pick With You, Dad

I am a big fan of chicken wings. I may be an even bigger fan of free chicken wings. As such, I can’t imagine a single variety of free chicken wings that would irritate me to this degree. According to an arrest report, Suliafu’s father returned home that day with an order of chicken wings …