Frank’s Red Hot: I Put That Shit On Everyone!

It’s pretty sad when a kid gets adopted by someone who ends up treating him like this. Jessica Beagley adopted two boys from Russia. One of them hasn’t had any issues, but this one apparently does. So, in the video, she resorted to forcing hot sauce into his mouth and then throwing him in a …

This Board’s For You

When your girlfriend refuses to buy you beer, there are several things you can do. Calling it a night comes immediately to mind, as does asking a buddy instead. And now, thanks to Stephen Edward Siebold, I have an option I hadn’t considered.Bite her hand, hit her on the head with a skateboard and engage …

Relations Between The 2 Had Become Chili In Recent Times

Here it is, first food feud of the new year. And boy oh boy are we starting off with a bang…er maybe that should be astab to death. Brunswick Sheriff Brian Roberts says 34-year-old Tiffany Harrison stabbed her husband, 28-year-old William Harrison, after a fight over the beans he brought home from the store. “She …

Sundae Bloody Sundae

If you learn anything from reading this site today, perhaps it should be do not mess with Elaine Emter, or maybe how to make a proper hot fudge sundae that will meet her specifications andprevent the beast from being unleashed. Crown prosecutor Laura Marr said Emter became disruptive at a McDonald’s drive-through March 15 and …

That Chicken’s Finger-Lickin’? I’ll Give You A Lickin’!

What the hell’s wrong with Tony and Thomas Morris? They were willing to fight over a nibbled piece of fried chicken. And not just fight, but Tony was willing to start beating on his brother with a crowbar over it! Police say they were called to a home on Wildwood Avenue where the men were …

I Spit In The Face Of People Who Want Cheeseburgers At Breakfast

You know, this story about some woman suing McDonald’s because she says an employee spat in her face really wouldn’t even get my attention most weeks. Waaa waaa, someone else wants to take an incident that may have warranted a complaint to the manager and turn it into a demand for money. But because of …

Fire In The Hole Asshole Goes To Jail

It looks like our fire in the hole prank-committer has turned himself in, or maybe his parents turned him in. Either way, he’s facing the music, and so he should. The employee has required lots of treatment for the serious burns he received on his face and neck. Yeah, ha ha ha ha, a real …

Kiss Your Tongue Goodbye

We have an update on the tongue-chomper from yesterday. For starters, we have her name, Karen Lueders. I’d say the judge was right to order her a mental health evaluation. Karen Lueders did not speak during the court appearance, but she leaned over to a reporter as she was escorted out in handcuffs, saying, “I …

What’s Wrong? Wife Got Your Tongue?

This is another perplexing one. But I’ve noticed a pattern. New Years kisses and kissing after singing Christmas carols can lead to bloody amputations. Eek. This one happened between a man in his 70’s and his 50-year-old wife. They sang Christmas carols, he went to kiss her good night, and she bit his tongue right …