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Just what the hell is so ha ha ha ha funny about these fire in the hole pranks? The idea is you’re going through the drive-through and after you get your food, you yell “Fire in the hole!” and you throw it on the employee. Woo wee! Sounds like a great way to spend your …
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I really have to wonder if Dezmen Silas was taking lessons from the guys who brought a meat thermometer to a theatre. It’s the only way I can explain why he had a can of refried beans at a nightclub! Carlos Harris, a bouncer, asked Silas to leave because he saw him light up a …
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Wow, these two drivers need to chill out. After playing a little game of cutting each other off and tailgating each other, one of them decided to hurl a carton of yogourt at the other. The other didn’t like this much, so whipped out a gun. Luckily he did not shoot it. They each called …
Adyan Sanchez is right about one thing. It was wrong for her boyfriend Roberto Olvera to call her a bitch in front of their 1-year-old son. However, I can think of a thousand better ways for her to have made this point thanthrowing a plateful of tamales on him. According to a police report, deputies …
Meet Frederick Wilkes, a man who doesn’t want to be without his ricotta cheese. He, his wife, and a buddy of theirs were going to have lasagna. But when he opened the fridge and found there was only beans in a container that once held the beloved cheese, the blows began to rain down. He …
Wow. Now robbers are using bottles of dressing as weapons, and not even bottles of dressing they brought with them. They just grab one off the store shelf and hold it like a gun. Too bad the person who he aimed the dressing at had an actual gun. I did have to chuckle that the …
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Food feuds, how I love thee. This one involves a dude launching a mustard-covered corn dog at his girlfriend. I love all the trouble Will Greenlee went to in order to bring us this food feud in all its glory. Not only do we have a mugshot of the accused “corn dog chucker”, but we …
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This isn’t the best food feud story I’ve ever seen, but it counts. A 28-year-old woman has been arrested for twice vandalizing the car of her ex-husband. During the first incident, police say the womancracked eggs on the vehicle and squirted ketchup into the front seatwhile his roommates watched from a distance, telling her that …
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What the hell? A woman came home from work to find her home was being invaded. The armed men bound her son with duct tape, searched the house for money, and…made the woman melt butter and pour it on her chest. Somehow, the butter had cooled before she poured it on herself, so she was …
Agim Demiri has a strange idea of how to express his disapproval with court decisions. When coming before Judge Timothy J. McJoynt to deal with some owed child support, I guess he didn’t like the ruling, so threw an egg at the judge. He narrowly missed him, but the egg splattered a plaque and some …