The story of a chef threatening to shoot a waitress in the forehead if he got one more order for the mozzarella caprese salad reminds me of that episode of Corner Gas where Lacey makes up a sandwich, the Ruby Club, and then everybody wants to order it and then she was all frazzled and …
Category Archives: food feuds
Would You Like Rage With That?
Gees! If hurling coins and plastic cones at McDonald’s employees when they give you the wrong size of fries was acceptable, there’d be a lot more attacks. The sad part was the cashier even fixed their order, and only then did they start throwing change and plastic cones. Weird people.
Taco Bell: Think Outside The Gun
Yea! Food feuds! This guy, pissed off that Taco Bell was closed, shot at employees as they were leaving. Didn’t he learn from that guy that shot up a drive-through because the menu had switched from dinner to breakfast that shooting won’t get him food?
He Says Potato, The Cops Say Missile
I’m posting the story of Anthony Lee Ritton for a couple of reasons: Because anybody who is in trouble with the law for repeatedly throwing fruits and vegetables at vehicles over the span of 6 months is automatically a friend of the Vomit Comet. He even gets extra points for hucking a potato at the …
When You’re Hit By A Guy In The Head With A Pie, That’s An Assault Charge
I haven’t posted in a while, so why not come back with a story about a dude slugging his daughter in the head with a slice of pizza? Sure, sounds like a good idea. Ah, food feuds, you’re awesome.
Snap Into A Store Clerk
If most of us found ourselves in a Cracker Barrel that didn’t have what we were looking for, we’d likely just turn around and leave. That’s because most of us aren’t Nancy A. Ward. If we were, rather than walking out and continuing the search, we would respond to our adversity by throwing apple juice, …
We’ll Give You That To Go
Whoever has it out forthis guyis certainly gaining revenge in a Vomit Comet approved manner. Four different times, the car of the unidentified son of the unidentified man living somewhere on the 300 block of West Caracas Avenue, Derry Township, Pennsylvania, has been covered with food and nobody seems to know why. The police report …
Nobody Move!…Oh, And Get Your Own Sandwich!
Making sandwiches for mom is serious business,apparently. If you don’t believe me, maybe you’ll believe 49-year-old Anthony Pilla, who found it necessary to pull a gun on his brother while the 2 argued over that very thing. The incident started when Pilla and his brother were in the kitchen of the East Main Street home …
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Whoop Ass Tastes A Lot Like Vegetables
If there is a lesson to be learned fromthis story,I think it would have to be do not under any circumstances pistol-whip Toyia Taylor. It’s a lesson I’m not so sure Gregory Banks will be able to remember seeing as he is currently in critical condition at St. Vincent-Mercy Medical Center, the victim of a …
Carbecue!
More fury involving food. What a waste of perfectly good barbecue sauce and pickles to throw them on a car two nights in a row. They didn’t even manage to do any damage. What a weird way to get revenge.