According to an arrest affidavit, Lankford and the 50-year-old victim were arguing about the “cleanliness of the house” when Lankford “became upset” and “threw two tacos from the dining room.” The tacos struck the victim in the head as she was sitting on a couch. When cops arrived at the home in Largo, “the victim …
Category Archives: food feuds
Next Time I’ll Cream You With The Eggs
Chocolate bunny used as weapon in Manitoba store theft At this moment, anyone who has been coming here for a reeeeeeeeally long time has only one question. Did the damn thing break? Sadly, we don’t know. In a news release on Friday, the service had details about an alleged theft at a store that ended …
5EGG
I’m not sure this gentleman solved any of his problems when he walked into the cell phone store and began hurling eggs and epithets, but I hope he feels a little better. Maybe Telus can let us know how he’s doing. On Saturday, employees at Quinsam Communications in Campbell River, Vancouver Island were left stunned …
Let Me Warm That UP For You
If nobody has, somebody needs to come up with a microwave for the car. I feel like it would save a lot of people, such as poor Zayveon Johnson here, a whole lot of trouble. It might give us one less gimmick to run the site on, but holy crap I think I’m fine with …
Did Somebody Say McStabbin’?
Everything about this is odd. You’ve got a guy complaining to a security guard about the quality of the service he received instead of to the people who provided the service. You have some random customer basically becoming a security guard so that he can protect the real security guard. You’ve got a fight that …
We Said Use The Knife On The Food, Not On The Dude!
Story is almost a year old, but it still serves as a good reminder for us all to be better not only this year, but for how ever many more years we’re getting before the planet melts or blows up or washes away or dies of stubbornness or whatever it’s supposed to be doing this …
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Tea Bags
Honest question: What could this place have possibly done to screw up a tea order? Put ice in the cup? Tea is literally the only thing I’ve never seen a restaurant get wrong. It’s hot water and a bag. They either dunk it for you or give you the bag and you plop it in …
Did Somebody Say McSeagull
I am very much a man of two minds here. Half of me understands and is like yeah, if some son of a bitch seagull tried to take a meal I paid perfectly good money for I’d be pretty pissed and fixin’ to dish out a hurtin’, but at the same time, why in the …
Did Somebody Say McBlenderFace?
Tempting as it might be, you probably shouldn’t throw a blender at a complaining customer, even if she may have started it by tossing a wrong order back at you. She also shouldn’t have had to wait nearly a half hour for a corrected one before things got heated, but none of this is an …
You Say Tomato, I Say “Motherfucker, I’ll Stab You In Your Fucking Face”
I think we might have bigger problems than simple tomatos here. Gates’s grandmother told police that the teenager “began to throw a fit because she couldn’t have more tomatoes at the dinner table.” Gates allegedly threw a water bottle at her grandfather and a pack of cigarettes at a 73-year-old female relative (who was struck …
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