That’s Not Going To Help

According to an arrest affidavit, Lankford and the 50-year-old victim were arguing about the “cleanliness of the house” when Lankford “became upset” and “threw two tacos from the dining room.” The tacos struck the victim in the head as she was sitting on a couch. When cops arrived at the home in Largo, “the victim …

Next Time I’ll Cream You With The Eggs

Chocolate bunny used as weapon in Manitoba store theft At this moment, anyone who has been coming here for a reeeeeeeeally long time has only one question. Did the damn thing break? Sadly, we don’t know. In a news release on Friday, the service had details about an alleged theft at a store that ended …

Did Somebody Say McStabbin’?

Everything about this is odd. You’ve got a guy complaining to a security guard about the quality of the service he received instead of to the people who provided the service. You have some random customer basically becoming a security guard so that he can protect the real security guard. You’ve got a fight that …

We Said Use The Knife On The Food, Not On The Dude!

Story is almost a year old, but it still serves as a good reminder for us all to be better not only this year, but for how ever many more years we’re getting before the planet melts or blows up or washes away or dies of stubbornness or whatever it’s supposed to be doing this …

You Say Tomato, I Say “Motherfucker, I’ll Stab You In Your Fucking Face”

I think we might have bigger problems than simple tomatos here. Gates’s grandmother told police that the teenager “began to throw a fit because she couldn’t have more tomatoes at the dinner table.” Gates allegedly threw a water bottle at her grandfather and a pack of cigarettes at a 73-year-old female relative (who was struck …