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Now this, this is a proper food feud. Cops charge that Keith Johnson, 44, showed up at the victim’s Milton home around 8 PM Monday and began ringing the doorbell. The 60-year-old woman told cops that Johnson was intoxicated and that she “did not want him in her house.” The victim, who has dated Johnson …
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I wasn’t going to bother mentioning Dwayne “Mr. Perfect” Zimmerman, who was arrested for tossing a pan and a bowl full of pancake batter at a female victim at his mobile home. It read as though it was an unfortunately routine domestic violence case where the bowl was a weapon of convenience and opportunity, which …
I think Destin Garcia might have a future in management. The Florida Subway employee got very angry with a female coworker for running afoul of the rules on Black Friday. The restaurant’s actual management had said that due to the extra workload that came with the holiday, that everyone was allowed to make themselves a …
A food feud and a parent of the year at the same time. You don’t see that every day. Dude has horrible taste in beverages, too. A West Monroe man has been arrested after he allegedly put a gun to his son’s head after his son drank the last Dr Pepper in their home. According …
Police: Men complaining about cold food threaten Palm Coast McDonald’s employee with gun According to a report, Jawan Davis and Jordon Dunn pulled out a gun at the window of a Palm Coast McDonald’s drive-thru after complaining their food was cold. Authorities said the men told the employee at the window to remake their food. …
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I don’t know if it’s the odd choice of weapon or simply the fact that it involves McDonald’s, but I’m reminded of Marvin the McChicken guy when I read this story. Florida man from Zephyrhills arrested after striking woman with Sweet ‘N Sour Sauce packets He became angry when a woman identified in the arrest …
We have an entire section here devoted largely to people being unhappy about food. This story is one of those, but it’s different. For instead of ending as so many do in assault, property damage or both, this one serves as a reminder that, like your dad and granddad always told you, if you want …
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A significant other being unfaithful to me is fortunately one of those areas in which I don’t have a lot of experience, so on one hand, who am I to judge Peter Wagman? Perhaps dousing a woman in ketchup while she sleeps is a perfectly reasonable reaction to concerns of infidelity. But on the other, …
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If this happened to most of us it would be the strangest experience of our lives, but in Florida I bet it’s just Monday. According to a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office probable cause affidavit, Dankner and his mother were in their backyard when he asked her to dress his mannequin. After she refused to …
I’m not going to say I don’t understand the impulse because there isn’t much worse than finding your bread or eggs down at the bottom of a bag full of heavy shit, but it is important at times like those to do our best to act like a big boy and deal with the situation …