I don’t necessarily advocate this sort of thing, but seriously, close the damn box, man. Is this really that hard? According to police, the victim said that Smith became upset upon discovering the stale cereal and blamed him for failing to keep the Cap’n Crunch fresh. Smith was especially perturbed since he is missing teeth …
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I Thought The French Were Supposed To Have Good Taste In Food
I’ve said it before, and though judging from this ridiculousness it may be one of my more unpopular opinions, I’ll say it again. Nutella is bad. But here people in France are, fighting over the stuff like it’s Black Friday or something. Brawls have broken out in French supermarkets as shoppers scramble to get their …
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Chocolate Chipped Tooth
This is pretty much your standard, garden variety food feud, which is sad. Things like these are supposed to be dumb and weird, not barely worth a comment. Richard Anthony Hessic was upset that someone ate the last chocolate chip cookie and that his girlfriend of three years wasn’t taking him seriously, according to police. …
A Cell Would Be A Fine Place For These Selwoods
Now, there’s a family whose parties were probably anything but fun. most of them ended up in jail for Christmas. Meet the Selwood family. We have a guy who doesn’t mind stabbing a buddy for asking him to share his steak dinner, and also doesn’t mind stomping on other people’s heads, among his 17 convictions. …
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Do You Have My Steak Today?
You know what’s sad? News has gotten so weird that this story of a customer pulling a gun on a McDonald’s employee because they wouldn’t serve him a steak bagel at 3 in the morning probably wouldn’t have caught my eye. As scary as I’m sure it was for the girl working that night, nothing …
Wrong
I’ve never had the stuff and maybe it’s much better than I think it is,but I tend to question the sanity of people who pay for the privilege of eating food from a 7-Eleven. Maybe that offends some of the convenience store connoisseurs in the crowd and for that I apologize, but Stephanie Hicks here …
I Just Wondered Wondered Where’s My Fucking Pizza Pizza ‘Cause I’m Hungry
It’s not every day that one of these messed up order food feud stories goes from fight between customer and cashier to all out drunken brawl, but that’s what happened in Toronto over the weekend. So much for Canadians being nice all the time, I guess. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=549DEWsRqD0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcK0xSYa-AY Paul Michael, 23, was at the restaurant …
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But You Were Asking For It!
Men! They’re so confusing! They go crazy when you eat the grilled cheese sandwich, but then go even crazier when you don’t! Who can understand them!? According to a criminal complaint, the incident in question occurred at a residence in the 14300 block of West Lisbon Road on Jan. 9. The girl told police that she …
Chinese Take You Out
What was supposed to be the dropping off of a former couple’s 8-year-old son turned into an argument over school attendance before ultimately becoming a food feud in Florida yesterday. Responding to a disturbance at the China No. 1 restaurant in Vero Beach, a sheriff’s deputy discovered Brian Kusmer, 31, wearing his lunch. Kusmer said …
It’s Yours But I Can Have Some? With Me You’d Like To…BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!
55-year-old Maryland resident Daniel Brian Blackwell has been charged with attempted first degree murder, assault and reckless endangerment after rounding up a collection of guns and ammo, shooting at least four times through the kitchen floor of his home and engaging in a several hours long standoff with police. Why? Because his wife took a …
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