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A woman in Hamilton is being questioned by the RCMP and could potentially be facing charges after engaging in a 1-sided food feud with Justin Trudeau. A woman who threw pumpkin seeds at Prime Minister Justin Trudeau in Hamilton today is being questioned by the RCMP. Trudeau was leaving city hall after meeting with the …
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It’s hard to sort out exactly what happened here in large part because police describe half the problem as “intoxicated” and the other half as “extremely intoxicated” to the point that it wasn’t able to finish giving a statement, but what seems clear is that William Welch and his wife got into a dust-up over …
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I don’t know why, but apparently Jeffrey Osella and his unidentified neighbour aren’t on the best of terms. Haven’t been for 13 years, it says here. Anyway, the other night the two got into a shouting match over something or other as happens now and then, and Mr. Osella found himself not content with merely …
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I’m not sure if you guys are aware of this, but it’s 2016 and telephone technology is rather trivial to come by. I feel like maybe if Timothy Nelson had been among the aware, perhaps all of this could have been avoided. According to a police report, Timothy Nelson “went to get doughnuts for his …
Usually it’s nice to see people working together to solve a problem. But when that problem is our no good friend soiled the hallowed halls of our home with cheese dip so now must be stabbed, not so much. According to police, the incident happened late Saturday night at Winchester and Millbranch, not far from …
For the second time in a week, we have a Taco Bell burrito related incident. Unlike last time, the burrito wasn’t the weapon, though it can be argued that anything from Taco Bell should be considered a dangerous instrument. In this case, the burrito and its incorrect toppings were the spark that started a fight …
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Let the record show that 2016’s first food feud death has taken place and involves one brother shooting another when an argument over a cheeseburger got way out of hand. A Florida man is facing first-degree murder charges after police say he shot and killed his brother during an argument over a cheeseburger. “We were …
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I asked a little while back whether there was less food feuding lately or if the problem was me. Well, the last few days have made it pretty clear that I need to step my game back up because people are as crazy as ever. So… Police say they were called to the Royal Buffet …
Early on Tuesday morning, Sheriff’s deputies responded to a house in Crestview, Florida, after receiving reports of a disturbance. There they found 51-year-old Suzanne Hulvert with a fork protruding from her right hand. How did it get there, you ask. Well, turns out that 66-year-old Carl Owen Smith (A.K.A. her husband) stuck it there during …
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This really has nothing to do with anything, but I had chicken and waffles this weekend after a friend’s party and it was pretty great. I wouldn’t have thought of making a giant waffle, putting chicken strips on top of it and then dumping maple syrup over the whole thing, but it works and you …