Much like Donald Trump has never met a lie he wouldn’t tell, it seems our shiny new Ontario government has yet to meet a courtroom through whose doors it will not be dragged. So I give you this because it’s important, plus let’s face it, it’s the only way we might have a chance of …
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Ontario Government Doesn’t Understand How Studies Work, Thinks We’re Dumb
No matter how you feel about Ontario’s basic income project (I’m for it for a number of reasons, for the record), it’s awfully hard to see the Doug Ford governments decision to yank it out from under people without warning years early and in spite of a promise not to do that as anything other …
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Quarter In The Courts
This is nice. One-Quarter of Ontario PC Candidates Currently Face Lawsuits, Probes and PoliceĀ Investigations Obviously not all of these people won, but Doug Ford and his band of miscreants were easily handed a majority government on Thursday, so obviously some of them did. All of this is important, but there are four things of particular …
Go Home Ontario, You’re Drunk. Possibly ON Buck-A-Beer Meant To Distract You From The Fact That You Just Voted In A Total Asshat
So. Premier Doug Ford is a thing now. I’m not going to say I’m surprised. I can’t. The existence of Donald J. Trump, President of the United States makes being surprised by an election result pretty well impossible. But what I can say is that I’m incredibly disappointed. More than anything I’m disappointed in the …
Cancer Does What Years Of Idiocy And Self-Abuse Couldn’t. Farewell, Rob Ford
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEK7At5cmNw Once more, for old time’s sake. I’ve never bought into the idea that when a person dies, every shitty thing he ever did in his life dies with him, so I’m not going to sit here and write a whole bunch about Rob Ford and how he just lost his courageous battle with cancer …
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Crack Smokin’ Mayor
I tried to resist the temptation to post this Rob Ford country song, really I did. But there’s no way I’m not singing this chorus all day long, so you might as well join in. And before you ask, no, Rusty and Rob are not related.
Send In The Fords
Sometimes we like to decorate our posts with what we feel is an appropriate musical soundtrack, so it’s handy to have come across an extension for the Chrome web browser that can automate the process at least under certain circumstances. Specifically, it plays that clown song when it detects that you’re reading something about Rob …
Ford More Years
Dave Bidini, who you might remember as that guy from Rheostatics among other places, has decided to take a crack at a Rob Ford campaign song. The result is Ford More Years, and I think I like it. The song doesn’t really rhyme or anything, but since it’s made up pretty much entirely of things …
Rob Ford Got Run Over By A Reindeer
No, it is not christmas. But you know how we are about time sensitive material around here, so…Rob Ford Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Good Luck, Rob Ford
Rob Ford to take break, get help for substance abuse: lawyer When I say good luck, I really do mean it. The guy may be a total shitbag for reasons too numerous to mention, but on a purely human level it’s no fun to watch a person battle things that have so clearly gotten out …