Rob Ford Does His Part To Ensure That Being Rob Ford Doesn’t Spread To Future Generations

So, how did you celebrate Canada’s big gold medal hockey win on Sunday? Did you drink a few beers? Clap? Yell? Cheer? Scream? Accidentally mash your man parts into a fire hydrant? Rob Ford runs groin-first into fire hydrant while celebrating Canada’s gold medal in hockey For the second straight time, Rob Ford’s celebration of …

Win Anyone’s Heart With A Set Of Mayor Rob Ford Valentine Cards

Valentine’s Day is coming up, and if you’re anything like me, you have no idea what you’re getting your special someone. Or perhaps I should say you *had* no idea what to get your special someone, because there are now Mayor Rob Ford valentine cards. Yes, your shopping starts and ends right here. There are …

Pop Quiz! Who Said The Stupid Thing: Rob Ford Or Mayor Quimby

Michelle sent me another great Rob Ford link. I hope you’ve got your thinking caps on for this one. Since entering public service as a city councilor in 2000, Ford has been known for his odd and improper public behavior and comments, a habit that only got worse after he was elected mayor in 2010. …

Rob Ford: So Much More Than Just An Admited Crack Smoker

So Rob Ford, after lying for as long as possible like he always does, admitted today that yes, he has indeed smoked crack. Naturally this has Twitter going insane, and it’s starting to confuse the Americans. A while ago I sent out a tweet asking CFRB to please stop calling it “shocking” that Rob Ford …

Rob Ford Is A Piece Of Garbage

Update: I posted this as a comment, but I want to slap it here as well, just in case. Email I just received: “Just a note. Rob Ford’s response of “probably” was to the police’s comment saying he needed a driver. Diminishes the validity of your article. Darren” As I told him when I wrote …