Class, Say Hello To Your New Teacher, Todd The T1000.

Yikes! My sister taught English for a time in South Korea. I wonder what she would think of the idea that they’ve started getting robots to teach the kids. The robots are remotely controled by teachers of English in the Philippines, because it’s cheaper to hire those teachers. But oh no, we’re not replacing English …

Make Some Noise, It’s The Law!

Woohoo! I have mentioned possible bills to make sure hybrid cars make some noise. Now, one has passed in the states. Regulators have 18 months to determine what the minimum sound requirements are, and after that, cars have to make that level of sound, and drivers won’t be allowed to turn it off. Aside from …

Maybe I Should Get One Of These For My Brother.

I’m shocked I’ve never seen this before. I’ve seen a zillion toys that move around a room on their own and change course if they bump a wall. Now, your alarm clock can too! Seriously, you have to get up out of bed and chase down your alarm clock, which jumps off your bedside table …

>A Little Of This, A Little Of That

>Well it’s December 21. I think it’s funny that on the first official day of winter, the weather is being decidedly more gentle than it has been earlier in December. But I’m not gonna complain. I want to get home to my family tomorrow, so Mother Nature can just keep that calm weather up. Hey …

All I Really Need Is A Song In My…Belly?

Fredrik Hjelmqvist, please explain to me why on earth anyone else would want to play audio from their stomach. You did it, and you’re weird, but why in hell would anyone else want to? Yup, that’s what he did. The owner of a hi-fi equipment shop put a battery-powered device inside a capsule and swallowed …

This Idea’s Got Crash Written All Over It

I just saw a story about a personal aircraft requiring minimal training and no pilot’s license and my mind screamed nooo! It didn’t stop screaming when they referred to these things as “Segways of the sky.” Yeah, because we need people flying planes like they drive Segways. That’s comforting. I know that each of these …

OMG TEH MEAN MAN JUST TOOK MY PHONE!

This is just one of the many reasons why it’s a bad idea to sit near the front at a comedy show texting like an asshole. Nothing makes me more angry than seeing someone in the audience texting while I am doing my show. Its incredibly rude and, unfortunately, it is becoming more and more …