From One Kind Of Cell To Another

If you kill someone and then use their cell phone to tell their family they’ve moved, a. make sure the person usually texts, and b. if you receive a text back from the dead person, don’t run to where you’ve stashed the body to make sure it’s still there. I’m sure Paul Edwards is regretting …

It’s Drunken Driving Barbie!

Wow. You can get busted for drinking and driving, even if you’re driving a Barbie car designed for toddlers. Apparently it doesn’t even go as fast as a scooter. This brings up a weird question, and I can’t remember if I’ve asked it before. Can you get a DUI for driving a wheelchair drunk? I …

The Only Thing This Book Should Kindle Is A Fire

I just finished the most horribly-written Stephen King short story I’ve ever seen. It was called UR, and judging by that link, it was to be released exclusively on the Kindle. Then someone decided to make an audiobook out of it…and that’s how I found it. I have put off writing this, in the hopes …

What’s Your Cup Size? And Do You Think My Balls Will Fit In There?

I’m not sure if “Japan’s busy golfing women” were screaming out forone of theseor if it’s a case of somebody building something just because he can, but either way, the Nice Cup in Bra has arrived! The green corset-style garment can be removed and unrolled to create a 1.5-meter-long putting mat. When the user sinks …

What It Sounds Like When Carin Gets A Trekker

The other day, I briefly mentioned that I got a Trekker. But that post did not give it the amount of woooo it deserved. So, because Barb is silly, she recorded my reaction when I actually received it. Here it is. It’s a little recording of us all getting presents. Yea late Christmas. Can I …

Calling All Guelphites With HP Trekkers

Here’s a weird call. Is there anyone who lives in Guelph and has a Trekker with the HP PDA? If you do, please email me. Long story time. Barb has been telling me that she has a cool Christmas present for me and can’t wait to give it to me. Well, she finally gave it …

Smile For The Camera And Say "Privacy Invasion"

Here’s something that sounds positively scary, and another reason why I will never have a facebook. Never, ever, ever. There is a new application for phones being produced by a Swedish company called “The Astonishing Tribe” that is being referred to as a stalker’s dream. Why is it being called that? Well, here’s why. Say …