This is a scary sign of the times. Because we’re sooo busy that we can’t make it out for lunch, Heinz has invented the beanzawave. What is it? A tiny microwave oven that you can hook up to a USB port on a laptop that uses radio frequencies to cook your food…so you never have …
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My Wife Makes Me Wear A Burnin’ Ring Of Fire
Now here’s a, um, memorable invention? It’s the Remember Ring. Here’s how it works. The Remember Ring™ utilizes patent pending Hot Spot™ technology to deliver a reminder that it’s “That time of the year again!” 24 hours before your special day, the Hot Spot™ on the interior surface of your Remember Ring™ will warm to …
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Head Down to The Cyborg Store
I’m getting scared. Now, the University of Florida has developed neural implants that can think on their own. The initial use, if the technology makes it beyond rats, is to help paraplegics use their limbs again, which is very cool. But there is some serious not cool potential here. Oh look, it’s Transcendent Man again.
You Can Scream…But Noone Will Hear You!
I know this scream muffler was intended for a person to put over one’s own mouth to muffle their own screams, I guess if they were stressed out or something, but I could see it going horribly, horribly wrong real fast. I mean, I can’t see why another person couldn’t put it over someone else’s …
>Nooo! You’ll Get The Chip!
>Two thoughts about this guy’s creepy idea, actually I should make it 3. 1. Eeeek! Seriously! How about no? 2. If it should be implanted in fugitives, how are ya gonna get it in there? If they’re running from justice, they’re not very well gonna stop and let ya shoot them with a microchip like …
Be Quick In the Shower…Or Else
And Steve thought his shower had it in for him. Imagine if it had been outfitted with this creepy shower curtin. It’s a water-saving shower curtain. How does it do that? Well, ya see, it inflates around you as you shower. You only have so long to shower before you’re trapped in there. Yikes! And …
Doggy Bag
I know this was designed for a 1930’s era car, but…um…whoever designed it must hate dogs. first, the person must put the dog in a bag and then clip it to the running board. Apparently, where it is fastened, every time the driver’s door opens, *wack*! Now the dog is to ride in this sack …
>the Tesla Coils Are Charging Up, Igor, Throw The Switch
>Here comes more people playing stuff that’s not designed to be played.Ouch. this guy connected himself to a tesla coil and made creepy music. Um, that sounds painful. I mean, I wouldn’t know, but… And this set of tesla coils did the dance of the sugarplumb fairies. These folks have way too much time on …
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Boheeeeeemian Rhapsody
Youch! I’ll now let my ears realize that the assault on them is over. Someone managed to somewhat force a bunch of old scanners and electronics to beepboop weeee their way through Bohemian Rhapsody. I say somewhat force for two reasons: sometimes the tempos go all to hell, and some of it sounds like there …
Jeepers, Creepers, Where’d Ya Get That Peepo?
When I first read about Peepo, my reaction wasn’t exactly glowing. Now, as it floats around my head, I wouldn’t trust it with my life, but I would love to get my little hands on one to test. The basic premise is it’s another GPS solution, but it’s specifically a GPS for blinks with guide …
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