My Wife Makes Me Wear A Burnin’ Ring Of Fire

Now here’s a, um, memorable invention? It’s the Remember Ring. Here’s how it works. The Remember Ring™ utilizes patent pending Hot Spot™ technology to deliver a reminder that it’s “That time of the year again!” 24 hours before your special day, the Hot Spot™ on the interior surface of your Remember Ring™ will warm to …

You Can Scream…But Noone Will Hear You!

I know this scream muffler was intended for a person to put over one’s own mouth to muffle their own screams, I guess if they were stressed out or something, but I could see it going horribly, horribly wrong real fast. I mean, I can’t see why another person couldn’t put it over someone else’s …

>Nooo! You’ll Get The Chip!

>Two thoughts about this guy’s creepy idea, actually I should make it 3. 1. Eeeek! Seriously! How about no? 2. If it should be implanted in fugitives, how are ya gonna get it in there? If they’re running from justice, they’re not very well gonna stop and let ya shoot them with a microchip like …

Be Quick In the Shower…Or Else

And Steve thought his shower had it in for him. Imagine if it had been outfitted with this creepy shower curtin. It’s a water-saving shower curtain. How does it do that? Well, ya see, it inflates around you as you shower. You only have so long to shower before you’re trapped in there. Yikes! And …

>the Tesla Coils Are Charging Up, Igor, Throw The Switch

>Here comes more people playing stuff that’s not designed to be played.Ouch. this guy connected himself to a tesla coil and made creepy music. Um, that sounds painful. I mean, I wouldn’t know, but… And this set of tesla coils did the dance of the sugarplumb fairies. These folks have way too much time on …

Jeepers, Creepers, Where’d Ya Get That Peepo?

When I first read about Peepo, my reaction wasn’t exactly glowing. Now, as it floats around my head, I wouldn’t trust it with my life, but I would love to get my little hands on one to test. The basic premise is it’s another GPS solution, but it’s specifically a GPS for blinks with guide …

>Gadgets and Gizmos I Go Gaga Over

>A little while ago, I signed up to the Top Tech Tidbits for Thursday newsletter. The thing is neat because you get updates about stuff when the stuff is pretty new, and there are a lot of links crammed into that newsletter because he gives only brief descriptions about each link, so you can zoom …