Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Wow. This is the stupidest idea I’ve heard in a while. It’s right up there with making Alzheimer’s patients wear RFID tags. Now, Ford has come up with a special key for a parent’s teenager that can be programmed to limit the speed of the car. It will also limit the car stereo’s volume and …
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Ug. I don’t even know why I’m posting this, except to make fun of the dude for being such a geek, and because the damn jingle has been in my head since I heard the thing. So maybe if I write it down, it will leave me alone. that, and I haven’t found anything else …
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Here we go again. Now we have another vehicle on the road to worry about. It’s called the ZENN, and it’s hitting the streets of Quebec. What does ZENN stand for? Zero Emission, No Noise. I’m all for the ZE part. I’m not so cool with the NN part. Why did they have to start …
As I said before, my old computer died. So, now I have the task of trying to get its parts recycled properly so they don’t just rot in a landfill spreading all kinds of toxins into the earth. You’d think that in a city that talks up and down about green this and green that …
Great. Now the Homeland Security Department is trying to invent a machine that would allow them to remotely scan people’s bodies to detect malicious intent. They plan to put these suckers in at airports, and it can apparently detect the difference between the physiological response created by thoughts of “Oh my god I’m going to …
Prop, a Japanese company, has invented a wearable airbag to protect elderly and disabled people from falls. The device, controlled by sensors, is capable of inflating in just one-tenth of a second when trouble is detected. the bag is designed to cushion the back of the head as well as the buttocks, which is great …
Well, I’m home. My god, I didn’t know I could sleep as much as I did, but I sure can. I got home yesterday morning at around 9, stayed up for a little while, keeled over for a nap, took Trix out to pee, came back up, slept some more, got up, fed her, took …
Here’s one more quick post before I pack as fast as I can so I can get some sleep. Want to play a cool halloween trick? Just buy one of these, stick it in your computer, and watch your friends gasp. They’ll never want a thumb drive again.
If you can readthis entire article about gadgets designed to comply with the Jewish Sabbathand come to a conclusion different than religion is a pointless waste of time, I’d appreciate it if you’d leave your brain to science when you go because clearly you’re not wired properly and I’d like to see some tests done. …
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Good news, ladies. Covert public alcohol abuse isn’t just for the guys anymore. Thanks tothe WineRack,you can now sneak free drinks with as much ease as we can with ourBeerbellies. This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special boob-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill with …