Tell me the earthly reason why we must have stockings for pets. They’re not going to open them. Christmas doesn’t exist in arf arf world or meow meow land. So why pay extra for a bunch of little toys? Why not buy them a bone and some treats or a ball of string and be …
Category Archives: gadgets
Why?
Tell me why some geniuses created the Micro Grill. Just try. It’s a grill in your microwave. It does everything a grill does, just as fast, but it’s in your microwave! So…just buy a grill! The only difference, besides it being in your microwave is you can put it in the dishwasher. Yee ha~! So …
For the Terminally Lazy
Wow. The USB gadgets just keep on comin’. Now we have a USB ashtray! It looks like a little car, but when you open it, a fan comes on to suck the smoke up into a filter so, in theory, others won’t smell it. If I ever saw one of these suckers in an office …
Cool! and Cheap! I’m a Fan!
Jen, who used to comment here and sends me stuff, some of which ends up on here, sent me an email the other day that caught my eye. Someone has set up the coolest website. It’s called Blind Bargains.com! Remember back a little while ago, when I raged venomously about vendors of access technology trying …
I think We’ve Found Our Losers!
I think we found the people who just might need the Christmas dinner guests DVD. They’re also likely soon to be the proud owners of a USB Secret Base Emergency Button! Let me let the article explain what this thing does, because frankly, I couldn’t make it sound any more geeky. Plug it in, press …
Another One For The "Do We Really Need That?" Files
If you’re one of those people who thought that the SMS tea kettle was a great idea, then you’re going to love the new self-stirring mug. As for me, I think I need a good cry.
OUCH!
Man needs surgery after sex with hedgehog. And if that’s not enough for you, feel free to have a look at theSmartKlamp male circumcision device. If anyone needs me, I’ll be trying desperately to convince my penis that I’m not crazy enough to subject it to any of this shit.
Um…Uh…Wow…
According to a recent survey, 8 out of 10 adults are so addicted to their cell phones that they don’t even turn them off during sex. I should have to say nothing else.
Well… It Ain’t A Door – But It’s Cool
So today we made another landmark purchase. It won’t be as cool as the door we’ve all been talking about agani recently – but it’s pretty sweet so it warranted a post. Our family owns a cottage in Harcourt Park. Harcourt Park is in cottage country and is a privately owned huge piece of property …
What Goes Up, Must Come Down, Then Go Up Again, And Then Back Down, Then Up…
I still have nothing much to say, so here’s afun happy story about a guy with a penile implant who gets a nice big erection whenever the people next door use their garage door opener.