City Of Guelph Backs Down, Does What It Should Have Done In The First Place

Update: Updating to correct a massive oversight on my part. How could I have forgotten this? Ahh, much better. Whether it’s due to somebody taking the time to explain what a joke is to them or because bad press isn’t good for future election prospects, the city of Guelph has decided to do what should …

A Flash Of Cash On Carden Street, Version 2.0

I plugged the first one on Twitter but for some reason or other never got around to posting about it here, so I’m not going to let that happen again. Rob Campbell had a great idea a while back. Since things have been so hard for the businesses on Carden Street these last few years, …

If You Lost Your Keys In #Guelph, I Might Know What Happened To Them

I have to do this first. Ohmygod that was dumb ohmygod that was dumb ohmygod that was dumb. Ok. Movin’ right along. I was walkin’ along. Doo dee doo dee doo. I was walking with a friend, who is a very nice person. Suddenly, she spots something shiny. “Hey! Keys!” she exclaims. “Oh no! That …

The Stop Making Us Cry Department Is The Most Efficient One In Guelph

Update: Here’s a video report from CTV News. Guess what, the city comes off just as ridiculous and out of line on film as it did in print. And I must say, the Rasos cranking up themusical protest again brings me great joy. You know what I’d love? For people to stop using their legal …

Tip The Wheelchair Man, Or He’ll Tip You Out Of Your Wheelchair!

Wheelchair Abandoned In North Guelph I read the story, and have so many questions. How did the chair get separated from its user? And why out in that deserted area? Did someone steal the chair? Was there an unidentified man across the street who couldn’t get up? Or did someone attend one of those religious …

More Access Recreation Day Audio: Me With Janice The SpinFit Lady

What do you know, two of these in one day! Here’s me with Janice, a representative from the fairly new SpinFit program that’s run out of St. Joseph’s Health Centre. If the beginning sounds a little messed up, that’s because it is. I fucked it up a little the first time and had to fix …