Cadbury Easter Cream Pedestrian

What is up with everybody having their collective heads in the clouds today? In case everyone behind the wheel has forgotten where their eyes should be while operating a motor vehicle, they should be watching the road for both cars and pedestrians. Ya know, not everything you share the road with goes vroom. some people …

Somebody Turns Four Today!

Guess what? A certain black fuzzball has a birthday today. Actually 6 certain black fuzzballs and 2 yellow ones have a birthday. Yup, happy birthday Trixter and company. You’re 4 now, eek. Hope all pooches are happy. So I figured what better time for some more Trixie talk. Lately, she’s been a little weasel with …

The Guide Dog Story to Trump All

Barb left a comment the other day under my latest dog post. It was the stupidest guide dog-related story, and it was so jaw-droppingly stupid that I felt it had to be preserved forever. Here it is. My friend ***name removed*** was walking with her dog ***name removed*** the other day, and she got lost …

Doggy, follow The Beep boop!

Here’s a new one for ya. I ran into someone last night who thought those audible signals, ya know, the poles at intersections that go peep peep or cuckoo were set up for…brace yourselves…are you sitting down? Ok, ok. She thought they were set up to help my dog get me across the street! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! …

The Only Things Trix Kills Are Toys

Yup, it’s official. I have a pansy for a guide dog. She’s the wussiest wuss that ever was. We already know that she lets other dogs jump on her and try to hump her, and will cower under the desk at another house where there’s a dog, but this weekend, she was the biggest scaredy …

The guide Dog handler Who Cried Wolf

This is the first time I’ve been in the paper and not looked forward to seeing it go to print. Tell me something. If you click the link to the story, do I look decent in the picture? I left the house only intending to run a couple of errands. I was not thinking about …

Snow Blows

Ok, here’s something that baffles me. I ask what I think is a simple question, but nobody can answer it. Maybe someone can tell me what’s so hard about this question. the question is… … Am I on the sidewalk? Now, what’s so hard about this question? It’s snowy. the sidewalk is hard to find. …