The Dirty Old Man Was Trying To Get Clean

I’m feeling pretty jaded right about now. I just finished reading a story about a 94-year-old man gettin’ it on with a vacuum in someone else’s garage, and it was termed a bizarre case of public sexual indecencyyou won’t believe, and I thought “Yeah? I’d believe it, no problem. Just look at the humpings tag. …

I’ve Got Wood In My Wood

Folks, we’ve got ourselves a possible humping! A 21-year-old fellow by the name of William Shaw has been banned by the courts from entering Airdrie, Scotland’s Central Park, at least until claims that while he was there hedropped trou and tried to have sex with a treeare resolved. It is alleged he dropped his trousers …

Hopefully The Movies Are Being Tested For DVD

Rick C. Musgnung is either honest to a fault or has quite the messed up sense of what’s ok and what isn’t. During his sentencing hearing on charges of corruption of minors, open lewdness, possession of drug paraphernalia and disorderly conduct, he freely admitted to throwing humpings to some movies, a gumball machine, the floor …

>Wack It From The Rooftops

>Charles Edward Meaux sounds like quite the prize. He’s gotta be something special when a story starts like this: Drivers on the 5 freeway called police about noon Wednesday saying there was a naked man on the roof of a home performing a sexual act “to or at” drivers. He did this at noon! I …

Feeding The Meter

This is a story from a few months back, but still, what a glorious way to kick off 2010’s humpings! For Adam Michael Kelly, celebrating the end of his football league season by getting right wasted with his teammates just wasn’t enough. He needed more, he needed some love. So the 25-year-old went out looking …

What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?

Yes, that was lame. Steve may want to slap me. I woke up way too early, so I decided to look for posts, and lo and behold…I found an incident of a dude gettin’ it on with something. Danny Brawner was really enjoying himself, humping the trunk of his car in a grocery store parking …

Let’s Review. No, Make That Let’s Revieeeeewwww!

If you’ve been following the site for a while, most of the stuff on this 6 strangest things people have been caught humping list won’t be news to you, but sometimes it’s nice to review,and it’s just common courtesy to catch the new folks up now and again. I’m pretty proud of Carin and I. …

Like A Flash, He Was Gone

This storyhas everything. A flashing, somewhat of a humping, and apparently even a getaway where none should have been possible. The 20-year-old woman said she was dropping off a man at the apartment complex in the 2800 block of Douglas Avenue about 1:15 a.m., on Wednesday. The woman told police she saw the man in …