In our continuing obsession with people gettin’ it on with inanimate objects, here’s the latest. Elbert Duffy’s sexual relations with aRaggedy Ann doll were so disgusting that it got him booted from a homeless shelter. I don’t know what he did to get booted from this rooming house though.
Category Archives: humpings
I’ve Got Such A Woody Right Now…A Woody And A Few Slivers…
It’s a new year, and that can mean only one thing. That’s right, new stories about people humping things! First up (see what I did there?) for 2009 is Jose Raul Moreno-Lopez of Tampa, Florida. Unless somebody has come up with the $7750 required to spring him, he is currently sitting in the Orient Road …
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Taxi!
Remember Cody Eugene Williams? If not, he’s one of the many people to find his way here after having sex with a car, in this case a taxi. He’s been sentenced to 10 days in jail and 18 months probation. Prosecutors reached a plea deal with Williams, who pleaded no contest –which results in a …
Ooo! Your Headlights Make Me Horny!
Oh no. Now, not only are people humping cars, so are moose! Even scarier is they think something called brain worm made the moose do this. So do the human object-humpers have that too?
Talk About Stopping Traffic!
This one should have been up a lot sooner, but it happened before we were following the trend of people humping things. So, now that we are, here’s Verle Dills, who likes to get goin’ with stop signs. Well, stop signs, other road signs, and trees too. And he videotapes it.
Riding The Pine…No, Make That The Steel
I think it’s as hard for us to resist stories about the things people will try to fuck as it is for them to resist trying to fuck them. So in that spirit, here’s the story of a 41-year-old man from Hong Cong known only as Xing. Feeling lonely, he decided to try his luck …
Humpkin
If you live in the neighbourhood of Edwin Charles Tobergta III, don’t put a plastic, inflatable pumpkin on your porch. If you do, he might hump it.
He’s Gonna Be Someone’s Prison Table
Arthur Price Jr., the picnic table molesting Ohio man wereported on back in Marchhas beensentencedto 6 months of…well…hard time. He pleaded no contest to charges of “disseminating harmful material to juveniles and public indecency” and is now a felon. I wish I had a snappy way to end this, but I’m coming up enpty. Feel …
The Love For Objects Saga Continues
Oh brother. Now we have a whole flock of women making love to objects. One of them has given this disorder a name, Objectum Sexuality. Ok then. A bunch of them have Aspergers Syndrome, kinda like Autism Junior, which might explain it, but I don’t know. But apparently this disorder only happens to women. So …
It Just Never Ends
Naked man jumps on cars in Avila Beach A naked man was arrested Saturday on suspicion of trying to have sex with a taxi cab in Avila Beach, authorities said. Cody Eugene Williams, 27, of El Dorado Hills, was found about 6:15 p.m. on First Street wearing only his birthday suit and simulating intercourse on …