I just found out about a service calledZamzarthat allows you to convert files into several different formats. The best part? The basic service is totally free and works like a dream. I tested it out by converting some pdf’s to text, made a YouTube video into an avi and then into an mp3 quickly and …
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I Click, Therefore I Am
It seems the courts disagree, but the FBI’s new method of rounding up child porn suspects sounds an awful lot like entrapment to me. The FBI has recently adopted a novel investigative technique: posting hyperlinks that purport to be illegal videos of minors having sex, and then raiding the homes of anyone willing to click …
English As She Is Spammed
I’m not sure what “fractured pidgin language” this is written in, but I think I might know where they learned it. From: akstctheworkwearstoremnsdgs@theworkwearstore.com Subject: Search of competitors Date: March 12, 2008 4:13:40 PM GMT+01:00 Good time of day. You are disturbed by the charitable company Redd Cross of Slovenia. We have the business offer for …
Stupid Mindless Spam
To all spammers: if you’re advertising increased penis-length, do not have the message come from Lorraine with a subject of “I gained four inches.” Where is Lorraine gaining her inches? It can’t be good.
If That’s Not A Security Breach, I don’t Know What Is
Wow. Gary Sinnott is a far more honest man than I. If I had a website that was similar to that of a naval base, and people were too stupid to verify where they were sending confidential emails, and the emails were getting to me, and I’d let the military know and they said “na, …
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More Awful Spam Marketing
Who in the name of the lord is going to buy penis enlargement products from somebody named Cecile Smallwood? I don’t plan on buying them from anybody, but if I were considering it, I think I’d want to speak with Brendan Monsterwang or Lance Cucumbercock over Cecile Smallwood. Come on guys, get your shit together …
More Things And More Stuff
Wow. Two random thought posts in one week? That doesn’t happen very often. Off we go. Last night, we were doing the old flip around the music channels thing again, aren’t we predictable? This time, what grabbed our attention was an English kids’ song. It sounded like that song “The Wheels on the Bus Go …
Send This On To Ten People…And Regret It!
This is beautiful in a Craig Shergold sort of way, only better. Apparently, about 3 years ago, an email started circulating about a poor little boy with a tumour encroaching on his juggler, hahahahaha you mean jugular? Nope, it says juggler vein. The email asked people to pray for him, send the message on, and …
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Happy Valentine’s Day
Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently
System Access To Go
This is a test of the System Access To Go service. It’s a pretty cool idea. As a blink, I always feel sort of tied to my own computer. Why? Because my computer talks, and others don’t. Well, now, blinks can make any modern computer talk. All they need is a computer with a sound …