My brother is a big linux geek among other things. I went to his blog, and found something that made me laugh so hard that I had to post a link to it here. Leave it to him to find something like this. Apparently, in Microsoft’s knowledge base where you can read about why windows …
Category Archives: internet
A Hug? Or a Strangle Hold?
I just got another one of these stupid emails. They’re all the same. “This is a hug certificate. Here’s a nice sappy poem that I didn’t write and isn’t really that great. Send this to your friends and send it back to me. If I don’t get it back, I know how you feel.” Why …
Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places
AMMAN – An online romance between a Jordanian man and woman came to a screeching halt when the pair discovered they were husband and wife. Separated for several months, the couple both began seeking an Internet chat room to find new loves. They had no idea that they would find each other. Bakr Melham, who …
This Is Frightening
Adware-infected PCs net slimeware firms $3 a pop
Holy Pop-Ups Papa
Jesus! I went to a site that made my system make a similar sound to…hmmm…what couldI say? Bubbles in water there were so many pop-ups being blocked by XP! Let’s just say that I’m not getting lyrics from there. woof! If looking for french lyrics for a song, do not go to this page or …
Irony
As I look at our new fangled google ads framy thing, I am struck by something that makes me laugh. This is a site run by three people who couldn’t drive if they wanted to, at least I’m pretty sure that Matt couldn’t and if anyone gave either Steve or I a license, it would …
I’m back.
Sorry for the unbelievably long silence from me except for drivel on the comment boards. That’s what happens when your plumbing breaks, your phone breaks, parts of your supposedly brand spanking new computer break, you have exams, and then you scurry home for Christmas, to your parents’ house who have dialup, and you just get …
Why Automatic Ad Targeting Will Never Be Perfect
When you type the words north pole into Google, the first sponsored ad you see is this one. “North PolePlan a vacation- Save time & moneyGreat hotel rates, reviews. Affwww.tripadvisor.com” If I have to explain this to you, you’ve probably already booked the trip.
Cut It Out, Retards
Spam-happy shoppers love stolen software Thanks for ruining the internet for the rest of us, you dicks. Oh, and merry Christmas.
That Helps, Thanks
I’m sure that by now those of you who have been trying to access the Salty Ham website either through our link or on your own have noticed that the site is down and that it has been for quite a long time. But I’d be willing to put money on the fact that not …