There’s nothing I need to add here, this speaks for itself. United loses bags of broken-guitar singer After famously breaking his guitar, United Airlines has managed to cause further trouble for David Carroll by losing his luggage — just as the Canadian singer-songwriter was en route to deliver a speech about customer service. Departing from …
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It’s Finger Charrin’ Bad
Wholly fucking crap! That was my reaction upon readingthis,which could very well be the peak of the food feuds tag. The story goes that Mohamed Wahani asked roommate Sahal Said to buy some chicken for him. Said did, but he apparently bought a whole one instead of a quarter. This so infuriated Wahani that after …
Mine Tlakign Am More Betterer Than Yros
Instant messaging ‘chatspeak’ no danger to spelling: study Whether or not I agree with the conclusions drawn or not isn’t why we’re here. We’re here because somebody in a CBC newsroom may have just proven it wrong. A study in the British Journal of Developmental Psychology in 2009 said that regular users of chatspeak tend …
Giving Thanks and Causing Thunks
Wow, here’s some sick irony for ya. Gunther Link got stuck in an elevator. He frantically prayed to God asking that he would be freed. He was soon extricated from the elevator. to give thanks, he went straight to a church and embraced a pillar…which caused an 860-pound statue to fall on him. He died …
I Had No Idea Those City Holiday Parties Were So Crazy
Well, I suppose that if mystery marijuana is going to show up anywhere,High Streetwould probably be the most likely place. If these plants ended up in the city-owned basket any way other than some kind of mistake in a flower order, police should have no trouble catching a suspect. Seriously, how fast could a person …
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Take Another Stab At It, Or I’ll Take A Stab At You
The story of a dad holding a knife to his daughter’s cheek until it bled because he was mad at her for not getting her homework done called to me for three reasons. first, there is the obvious one. what kind of dad are you that you would do that? You hit her in the …
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The Wrong person’s Dog Died In A Hot Car
Remember what I said about leaving your dog in a hot car? Head of Richmond’s ASPCA Robin Star knows this all too well now. To be fair to the poor woman, she didn’t know the dog was in the car. Her husband put their 16-year-old deaf and blind pooch in the back of the car …
Wild Animals Aren’t Pets
The story of Donna Munson feeding bears falls under the ha ha ha ha ha you’re stupid files. but sadly, because her actions affected more than her, there is far less laughter. the sweet old lady considered all the passing animals to be her pets, her babies. So, because she liked watching them and didn’t …
Funny The Way It Is…
“At 12:40 a.m. Sunday, Park Police arrested David Matthews of Carlton Avenue, Cohoes, who police allege forcibly touched and groped a 20-year-old woman near the Hall of Springs outside SPAC at 9:30 p.m. Saturday, according to City Court records. “Park patrons directed police to the woman, who told police that Matthews, 18, had sexually abused …
Out Of Gas, Out Of Luck
These two dorks should have learned from this dork that if you rob a gas station, check your own fuel gauge. There were two of ’em and neither of ’em noticed. About a mile from the station, put put splutter splutter cough stop. Then they were arrested. I never thought I’d see two gas station …