It’s not that hard to make an amusing post out of the story of a former assistant district attorney taking a dump on a bench outside of an IHOP to begin with, but when that former assistant district attorney has enough of a sense of irony to do so in the town ofBrownsville,it definitely makes …
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I Feel Like I’m Forgetting To Take Something…
Gas station robber ran out of gas, report says About 3:30 a.m. Sunday, a man pulled a 12-inch knife on the clerk of the BP Station, 8675 Placida Road, Cape Haze, the Sheriff’s Office said. The man demanded money and fled, but a customer called 911 and followed the suspect’s white Mercury Cougar before it …
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The 2008 Darwin Awards
Amazingly I haven’t had the fake ones emailed to me yet this year. Either people are starting to figure this stuff out or I’m less popular than I used to be. My money’s on option 2. Don’t forget to visitDarwinAwards.comfor a lot more of this stuff. ANNOUNCING THE 2008 DARWIN AWARD WIENERS! THE DARWIN AWARDS: …
He’s Good For A Laugh, Marking One Of The Few Times A Lawyer Has Been Good For Something Other Than Abusing
Some people, especially lawyers I’m convinced, exist for the soul purpose of pissing other people off. Animal Cruelty Suspect’s Lawyer Unavailable Because He’s Going Hunting BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. — The lawyer for a Brevard County woman accused of starving her dog to death says he won’t be available for a trial because he’s going hunting. …
The Writing’s On The wall, Or Maybe The TV
I find it ironic that this story is about not finding proper words to express an opinion, and every time I read it, I become devoid of words. It seems that the state of Maine has a serious problem to deal with. As a writing-proficiency test, they gave their 15000 eighth-graders an essay question in …
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Where Am I?
Here’s your amusingly ironic story of the day. Disoriented man crashes into map store
Looks Like You Ended Up Where You Belong
These three little brats, or at least one of them, got the best punishment ever. they decided to steal from a tip box. It was put there so that a local charity could maintain portable toilets around a park. As they ran away, the fastest of them fell into a makeshift latrine dug by some …
Something Tells Me This Book Won’t Be Available In The Ludington Library
I don’t know how to feel about this story. A librarian in the small town of Ludington wrote an unflattering book about her experience in the library. She did use a pen name, but she used a picture of her town’s library on the cover. Soon enough, because people could figure out who she was …
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This Is True Is Not Spam!
Here’s a message for everyone who blindly follows their ISP’s spam filter, or stupidly clicks “this is spam” when something is not. If you’re one of those and you receive the”this Is True” newsletter, and marked it as spam, you may have contributed to ruining the publication. Yup. Because of you, thousands of his subscribers …
Where There’s Smoke Detectors, There’s Fire?
Wow. Who knew your smoke detector could start a fire? Well, if it shorts, falls from the ceiling and sets fire to some clothes, I guess it could. Wow. We now have quite the “fireony” theme going.