There isn’t much to this story, just that a Semi pulling a trailer full of fire extinguishers caught fire. Hmmm. That doesn’t speak volumes for the fire extinguishers! Were they made from Chimfex?
Category Archives: irony
M Is For Mastectomy
I can’t believe I’ve never written about Sheyla Hershey, but it appears I haven’t. The story goes that she has wanted bigger and bigger breasts. The last size she wanted was an M cup. She went to surgeons in Texas to have it done, but they wouldn’t touch her. not to be denied, she went …
Well, He Found Some Ghosts…
Christopher Kaiser was with some other ghost hunters doing what ghost hunters do, duh, hunting for ghosts. They were on the hunt for a specific ghost train known to haunt some tracks at the place where it crashed back on August 27, 1891. Well, Kaiser may have found the ghosts, but not in the way …
Fallin’ Off The Edge
This is seriously getting beyond ridiculous now.Aerosmith’s Tyler takes tumble in Toronto. Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler has fallen off a stage again — this time during a concert Tuesday night at Toronto’s Air Canada Centre. Tyler fell off a walkway after guitarist Joe Perry backed into him, according to the Toronto Sun. They were playing …
Parking Meter Meets Park Bench
Now there’s a sick thought. China, in an attempt to make sure that people didn’t sit too long on park benches in Shangdong province, have installed meters. Meters? Yup. Benches are covered in spikes that aren’t long enough to cause harm, but just long enough to make things uncomfortable. If you pay, the spikes go …
Smile! You’re Getting A Mug Shot
If you’re stealing security equipment from a store, you would think they would have security equipment that would capture your theft attempts. That would be a safe assumption, now wouldn’t it, Terrance Mitchell? I thought so.
You Killed My Sister, Now I’m Coming For Yours!
What did these two sisters do to piss off the moose population? I mean, how likely is it that one sister would hit a moose, and then the other sister, while on her way to visit her sister in the hospital, would hit another moose? I’m glad the second sister wasn’t injured nearly as badly …
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This Is Why We Have An Irony Tag
St. Petersburg, Florida – Starting January 1st, manufacturers are required to sell fire-safe cigarettes in Florida. But many smokers don’t like the cigarettes, which burn out when left unattended. “90 percent of the people in this store don’t like them,” said Phil Kassis, owner of PK’s Food Store on Haines Road North in St. Petersburg. …
A Truck Load Of Heads, Is Rollin’ Down The Highway
Thanks Ann for the lead on this one. Yikes. That would be a scary morning for police in Royse City, Texas, who stopped a giant trailer for speeding. The guy was acting kind of suspiciously, so they looked in the back of the trailer, only to find 2 dozen embalmed human heads staring back at …
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Fund-Raising His Balls Off
Ow ow ow ow ow! Ok, now I think I can tell the story. Joe Cooper and his friends were wanting to raise money for a local hospital by waxing their chests. I guess Joe was the only one who felt brave enough to agree to have his groin waxed. It turned out to be …