You’re riding along in your car, and you see a guy biking on a busy road with his kid in a child’s seat. This concerns you and you decide to approach the man. If you’re Charles Diez, you shoot the man driving the bike in the head! Luckily, the guy was wearing a bike helmet, …
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So Much For The Who Done It Part
A trainload of people attending a murder mystery dinner show near North Fort Myers, florida, got a little closer to the murder and mystery than they bargained for Monday when the train they were traveling onstruck and killed an unidentified man who was lying on the tracks for reasons still unknown. The dinner train was …
Was It A Sex Ed Class?
Wow. When I was in school, we did some nasty things to substitute teachers. We’d switch seats, pretend to be other students, not listen, tell her rules were different, all manner of crap. But I never remember a couple of students having some blow job fun in the back of the classroom during class. Yuck! …
Hungry Like The Statue
The spelling is off, but it’s too close not to include in the aptly named criminal file. Two men have been arrested and face several charges each in connection with the thefts of multiple wolf statues that are part of a public art display in the town of Abingdon, Virginia. They are brothersBascome and Ernie …
It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses At Trial
What kind of weird mom would drive her son and his friend around so they could vandalize stuff? I wonder if it’s the same kind of mom who would team up with her son to rob someone. This one’s especially nutty because when she was arrested, she was wearing a shirt that said “It’s all …
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Christmas Ramblings
I figured I’d write a few Christmas-related thoughts. Holy crap, I’m actually getting my Christmas shopping in order. I just need to pick up a few things, and get a couple more ideas, and I’ll be done. Of course, a lot of this stuff has to come through the mail…so there’s still a lot of …
That’s The First Place I Would Have Looked
Body Found In Car In Deadman Lake
Be Careful When Searching For Motty Borger
Judging from our search results, there are a lot of people searching for Motty Borger, as well as funeral arrangements etc. Let me tell you. If you want to know where his funeral is, it is safer to not search the web. His high google ranking has caused a bunch of less than scrupulous folk …
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I Wonder What He Was Drinking At The Time
What are the odds that a person found lying in the rain hammered would be from someplace called Brandywine?They’re about as good as you’d likely have expected. Hopefully if Dale Lee Buckler ever dries out and remembers the evening’s events he’ll have a nice chuckle about that with the rest of us.
Well, He’ll Be Able To Tell If His Costume Was Good…
Hey there James Miller, here’s a tip. If you’re going to get all boozed up on Halloween night, it might not be a good idea to dress up as a breathalyzer. Well, then again, it might not be a good idea to get all boozed up in your car anyway, and then have the rest …
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