I was just sitting here, Googling a few comedians who’s names I hadn’t heard in a while to see what they were up to, when I stumbled on something one of them had written about a Sean Keane tribute show. Uh-oh, tribute show? That doesn’t sound good. So I immediately switched my focus to Googling …
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A Life Or Death Riddle
This riddle about a harrowing life or death situation combines skill, forethought, and proves how math and physics might be used in everyday life. Would you survive this situation? The Setup: You are on a horse, moving forward at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off. On your left side …
For The First Time In A While, Have A Joke Pile!
*I added Princess Diana on Xbox Live. She never plays anything though, she just stays on the dashboard. *My son gets erections in the most unfortunate places. Mainly in his mouth and arse. *Two black men were walking along a road in Los Angeles when they were struck by a police car driven by a …
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The Lie Detecting Robot
A father buys a lie detector robot that’s programmed to slap people when they lie. He decides to test it out on his son at supper that night. “Where were you last night,” he asks. “I was at the library.” *slap* “OK, OK,” the boy says, rubbing his arm. “I was at Jerry’s house.” “Doing …
Is This A Terrible List, Or Is Old Man Just Old
This is supposed to be a list of the 50 funniest people around right now. Um…wow. I consider myself to be pretty up on my comedy and comedians, and there are seriously like 12 or 13 people here that I’ve never even heard of. When I wasn’t busy not knowing who anyone was, I was …
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One Of Those Awkward Questions
Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in, sits down and asks him what the problem is. “Well,” said Eric, “I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I’m in deep trouble at home.” “What kind of question?” asked Tom. “My wife asked me if …
Nice Legs
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. “Nice legs,” I said. The girl giggled and said with a smile, “You really think so?” “Definitely!” I replied. Most tables would have collapsed by now.”
Try The Back Door
I was banging this sweet MILF over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. “It’s my husband,” she said! “Quick, try the back door!” Thinking back, I really should have ran. But you don’t get offers like that every day.
What’s In The Bags?
A man trying to cross the Mexican border on a bicycle with two big bags balanced on his shoulders is stopped by a border guard. “What’s in the bags,” The guard asks. “Sand,” the man replies. The guard, not satisfied, wants to examine them. So the man gets off the bike, places the bags on …
3 Balloons
It’s summer vacation season, so here’s a nice little tune to get you through the long hours and long lines at the airport. Stephen Lynch – 3 Balloons