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Old songs. We all love them. We all sing them. But as much as we enjoy and care for them and the traditions they represent, we all have to admit that there are some that could really use some updating in order to conform to modern day sensibilities. Drunken Sailor, for instance. The punishments dealt …
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Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room, tells them to undress, and ties a small bell to each man’s penis. In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer costume. She begins to dance …
It’s a bit smaller than usual, but I’m still getting back into the swing of joke day. *Blonde wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen.” Husband texts back: “Pour some luke warm water over it.” Wife texts back: “Computer really buggered now.” *”I read about a McDonald’s in California that was built …
One day Superman was bored, as there was no crime in the city and little for him to do. Seeking excitement, he flew off to see his buddy Spiderman. “Hey, Spidee, what’s say we go over to the bar for a few cold ones?” But Spiderman was busy. “Sorry Superman, not today.” Undaunted, Superman visited …
After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform anymore. He goes to see his doctor. The doctor tries everything he can think of, but nothing works. Defeated, the doctor tells the man that it must all be in his mind and refers him to a psychiatrist. After …
A young pastor who normally rode a bike was walking despondently down the street when he came upon an older, more experienced pastor. The older pastor could see his young friend was troubled deeply. “What is bothering you, my son?” he asked. “Well it appears a member of my congregation has stolen my bike,” he …
Sighted folks I don’t know well love telling me this joke. The funny part is that just about all of them think I’m going to be offended but tell it anyway. Is this a common thing? does it happen to other classes of people? “So Dave, you’re Jewish, are ya? I’ve got a good joke, …
Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building drinking, when the first man turns to the other one and says “You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around …
A biker has always dreamed of owning a brand new Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money, so he goes down to the dealer to trade in his old rusty Harley for a brand new model. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker …
A couple is celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary in a lovely restaurant. They’re talking about how happy their marriage has been and still is. The husband says, “We have been married for so long, 50 wonderful years, but there is something I have been meaning to ask you.” “Yes, dear, anything you want,” replies the …