Shortly after the Pope had apologized to the Jewish People for the treatment of Jews by the Catholic Church over the years, Ariel Sharon, the Prime Minister of Israel, sent a proposal to the College of Cardinals for a friendly game of golf to be played between the two leaders or their representatives to demonstrate …
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Me Talk Good, For Serious
First off I want to apologize for my lack of posts over the last few weeks. I can’t promise that things are going to get much better over the next little while because of Summer and circumstances, but come on, at least I’m being honest with you and making an attempt to appear as though …
Tough Questions
People have been sending me some good stuff lately, so here’s more of it. The 5 toughest questions for men are: 1. What are you thinking about?2. Do you love me?3. Do I look fat?4. Do you think she is prettier than me?5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so …
These Are So Accurate
Since these made me laugh and because there’s nothing wrong with a little hostility every now and then, enjoy these horoscopes that landed in my email today. Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22)You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because …
Hi
Hey everybody. Just popping in to let you know that I’m still alive. Sorry about the lack of posting over the last few days, but there’s only 1 of us around right now and I haven’t been very interesting this week. Nothing funny or thought provoking has happened to me over the last few days …
Happy Holidays
A small town in Brazil officially declared yesterday to beOrgasm Day. According to the news story linked above, the festivities were intended to improve relationships between the town’s married couples as well as to celebrate the orgasm in all of its forms. the day even included a panel discussion on premature ejaculation which unfortunately ended …
Resume Mistakes
These are supposedly things that were actually written on resumes and cover letters. I love this sort of stuff. “I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.” “I have lurnt WordPerfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheat progroms.” “Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.” “Reason for leaving last job: Maturity leave.” “Wholly responsible for …
Things You’ll Never Hear In A Western Movie
These made me laugh, and the site needs updating, so here they are. ~”I reckon I’ll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!” ~”Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let’s draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution.” ~”Can we postpone this duel till …
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Celebrities And Satan Lesson 2: The Anti-Christ Revealed
As you may recall, a few short days ago we learned that S Club 7, a group of 7 British kids who don’t play instruments but somehow still manage to make what some would call music, are evil. And today we will learn that they are not alone. Today, their master in evil is exposed, …
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God, This Is Stupid
But for some reason, I’ve spent the last 5 minutes laughing at it. A woman started a new job collecting the sperm from turkeys to use for artificial insemination. One day, as she walked up to one of them, it went “Gobble, gobble.” She replied, “Quiet down! You’ll settle for a hand job like the …