Me Talk Good, For Serious

First off I want to apologize for my lack of posts over the last few weeks. I can’t promise that things are going to get much better over the next little while because of Summer and circumstances, but come on, at least I’m being honest with you and making an attempt to appear as though …

These Are So Accurate

Since these made me laugh and because there’s nothing wrong with a little hostility every now and then, enjoy these horoscopes that landed in my email today. Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22)You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because …

Happy Holidays

A small town in Brazil officially declared yesterday to beOrgasm Day. According to the news story linked above, the festivities were intended to improve relationships between the town’s married couples as well as to celebrate the orgasm in all of its forms. the day even included a panel discussion on premature ejaculation which unfortunately ended …

Resume Mistakes

These are supposedly things that were actually written on resumes and cover letters. I love this sort of stuff. “I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.” “I have lurnt WordPerfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheat progroms.” “Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.” “Reason for leaving last job: Maturity leave.” “Wholly responsible for …

Things You’ll Never Hear In A Western Movie

These made me laugh, and the site needs updating, so here they are. ~”I reckon I’ll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!” ~”Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let’s draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution.” ~”Can we postpone this duel till …

Celebrities And Satan Lesson 2: The Anti-Christ Revealed

As you may recall, a few short days ago we learned that S Club 7, a group of 7 British kids who don’t play instruments but somehow still manage to make what some would call music, are evil. And today we will learn that they are not alone. Today, their master in evil is exposed, …